Hairy Nut ScratchingsI have invented a wonderful new recipe! Hairy Nut Scratchings! Here is a guide to making this marvellous convenient and nutritious meal!
First, get some top quality Pork Scratchings and some delicious nuts.
As you can see, the Pork Scratching is a hairy beast.
Add the Pork Scratchings and the nuts to the bowl!
Marvel at the Hairy Nut Scratchings! Desire them! They are a thing of terrible beauty!
They look so good!
Marvel at their hairy nutty glory! Hairy Nut Scratchings are truly the food of kings!
NOW YOU MAY DEVOUR THEM!