Newsletter 94Hellooooooooooo! And welcome to the 94th EVER update from rathergood!
We have an amazing thing for you today! OH YES! For this is our our mighty song about the greatest warrior in history, King Agamemnon. It is also about his less well-known companion Legolambnon. It is absolutely stunning, wonderful, marvellous and above all SEXY!
Isn't that literally the best thing you have ever seen? EVER?
Yes. Yes it is.
In other news I took a load of photos of kittens the other day! They are LOVELY! Have a look!
Hooray for kittens! They are the bestest!
I was outraged to see that NASA decided to bomb the moon today. I watched live on their site. Especially seeing as last time they sent a probe there they were very nice to us and dropped us a line and everything. I feel, frankly, betrayed. We LIKE the moon! We don't want to bomb it! I think we should all send NASA the moon song, and tell them that we like the moon and we don't want them to bomb it any more. Go on, send it to them and protest!
The moon is still there so the bombing must have failed I guess. Our assumption is that the mission to destroy the moon was to cure all the werewolves, so I suppose they are still suffering from lycanthropy, but seriously people I think this is one of those cases where the cure would be worse than the illness.
I honestly think it is better to live with the odd person being taken by a werewolf once in a while than to destroy the moon.
Anyway I think that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you. I love you SO HARD! I love you to the moon and back! Although if NASA were to bomb the moon into tiny smithereens then that would become a very difficult amount to quantify. This is another reason to protest the destruction of the moon. As the moon is (as we all know) made of meat, smashing the moon into tiny fragments which then fell to earth would generate a huge number of meateorites. MEATeorites! HAHA DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE THAT WAS A CLEVER JOKE!
Anyway I love you so hard that I'd bomb the moon to tiny meaty bloody gory shards of flesh! JUST FOR YOU! I'D SWALLOW MY PRINCIPLES AND I'D BOMB THAT SPACE-BOUND ORBITING MEAT-SPHERE TO OBLIVION! ALL FOR YOU! I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH!
Mwah mwah love and sloppy kisses and superhugs!
Mr Joel Andrew Veitch Esquire Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences, Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes, Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds