Newsletter 97Hellooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 97th EVER update from rathergood!
We have an amazing, wonderful and breathtaking piece of purest distilled amazingness for you today! For this is our greatest masterwork - I Like Beef
It's about liking beef. It contains cats. It is utterly wonderful.
You can get an amazing I Like Beef tshirt here!
Tell the world that you like beef! Just think how many like-minded people will come up to you and exclaim with great joy that they, also, like beef! It will make your life immeasurably better. You should totally get one.
I did my spot on Sky News last night. I was discussing robot armies exploring alien worlds! Also the birth of the internet and a bunch of other stuff!
In other news it has become apparent that while lolcats are all well and good, the future is the Lolcrab.
It's not easy to LOL when you are facing your imminent doom!
I got a lovely email from Kelvin at the Suffolk Herring Festival this morning! They showed our Herring Horde video to the attending Herring devotees and apparently it went down a storm! How could it do otherwise, of course! I wonder how many degrees Kelvin has? Absolutely zero I'll warrant! HAHAHAHAHA! (That was a clever temperature joke, not an insult directed at kelvin, who is lovely and probably has numerous academic degrees).
I think that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you! I love you SO HARD! I'd do ANYTHNG for you! I'd genetically engineer a gigantic blood-sucking tick the size of a horse! And I'd ride it around, instructing it to suck the insides out of your enemies, leaving them as dried-out husks, then I'd build robotic endoskeletons to fill those husks, and they would become robotic soldier people-husks, a WHOLE ARMY OF THEM, ready to do your bidding, and I would lead them into battle in your name from my gigantic engorged blood-sucking tick steed until the ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY WAS SUBJUGATED TO YOUR WILL and then I'd develop a huge fire-beam-ray-projector and I'd use it to MELT THE CRUST OF THE EARTH releasing a huge volcanic outflow that would COVER THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE WORLD with MAGMA!
I'd do all that for you! I love you that much! Just drop me a line when you want me to get started and I'll get onto it,
Mwah extrasuperduperhugs and big sloppy kisses!
Mr Joel Andrew Veitch
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Founder of rathergood.com
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)