Blode Episode 2
I've made a new cartoon. It's Tales of the Blode Episode 2 - A Trip to the Seaside and it will almost certainly crush your will to live.
You'll want the volume on really.
posted by Joel Veitch
8/31/2001 12:27:44 AM
Giant Marmot Terror!
Stuart Payne has sent me this terrifying image of a giant rampaging Marmot!
I will never fly again.
If you have seen a giant marmot, please send me a picture.
posted by Joel Veitch
8/30/2001 11:24:54 PM
Flee in Terror!
Dan of The Pox has made this incredibly chilling Woe Kitten.
Flee! Flee in terror!
posted by Joel Veitch
8/28/2001 01:00:41 PM
My Mate Marmot
Lots of lovely people have sent me pictures of Marmots. Hooray! The best was this moving Marmot Love Valentine, from Deborah Mills.
Isn't it moving and lovely? Thankyou very very much to all those of you who have sent me piccies of the little buggers.
posted by Joel Veitch
8/28/2001 12:26:45 PM
Crabby Queen
Yas Lana has sent me this picture of herself. Bravo.
If you are half-woman, half-crab, and want to be a candidate for my queen, please send a self-portrait.
Also, Yomgaille has made this fantastic interactive windows crab. Woo.
posted by Joel Veitch
8/24/2001 12:59:17 PM
Marmot Mayhem!
Rathergood's holiday continues. I am currently in Vancouver, and yesterday I conquered Whistler mountain. I met two Hoary Marmots atop the mighty peak.
Vancouver has a surprising number of shoe shops. The only sensible explanation is that the people of Canada do indeed, as I have long suspected, have many more feet than other nationalities. This nation of human centipedes is nevertheless a beautiful and friendly place, and has Hoary Marmots in, which is a good thing. In a good year, the Hoary Marmot can sleep for 8 months. Bravo.
Marmots are currently my favourite things.
If you have a picture of a marmot, please send it to me.
posted by Joel Veitch
8/19/2001 02:38:38 AM
Holiday! Celebrate!
I am currently on holiday in America. This evening I shall be heading off to West Virginia, where I shall begin my quest to catch "Old John", the giant catfish.
Old John is 15 feet long, and two hundred years old. I shall be the first to tame this mighty beast of the rivers, and shall use him as my fishy steed. Astride Old John, I shall travel the waterways of North America, spreading terror and confusion and prodding people with sticks.
Fantastic plan for a holiday, I'm sure you'll agree. Hoorah!
posted by Joel Veitch
8/7/2001 04:19:12 PM
Woo for stupid games
There's been a lot of activity on Kill Your Friends. My fave two new games are:
Kill the Queen Mum
Kill the happy little kitten
Hoorah!
posted by Joel Veitch
8/2/2001 06:35:34 PM
TV Show Concept
I've drawn up plans for a new TV show. It's going to be based around some beautiful women with angle grinders. A mysterious man called Charlie, who you'll never see, will ask them to grind different angles in each episode.
It's called "Charlie's Angles"
It's guaranteed to be a big hit. If you'd like to finance me to make a pilot, please send non-sequential used 5s and 10s.
posted by Joel Veitch
8/1/2001 02:29:24 PM
