Fantastic High-Tech Animation Frenzy!
I made this fantastic music video for a Simply Red tune. It's got a bunny in.
Then I made this one as well, just to even things up.
Have fun.
posted by Joel Veitch
9/28/2001 03:38:56 PM
Oops!...
She did it again. You can see why she'd try to avoid doing this too often.
If you've spotted any celebs accidentally turning into invertebrate-headed mutants, please feel free to send me pictures.
posted by Joel Veitch
9/28/2001 11:53:43 AM
The Truth Behind The Headperformance
Oolong the rabbit is growing weary of enforced headperformance with tasty pastries
Suddenly he snaps! Roaring with rage he turns on his tormentor!
With a mighty leap, he pounces upon his master in a furious attempt to rip out his jugular with his rabbity teeth!
But the human is mightier, and wrestles Oolong into a deadly suffocation hold.
His life ebbing away, Oolong realises that his battle is futile.
The next day, Oolong, his spirit crushed by defeat, returns to his daily headperformance chores.
These images are taken from Oolong the Japanese Rabbit's headperformance site. The photo-story is not from there of course- it is the fruit of my own deductions.
His owner says:
"The main theme of my site is not to show these 'headperformance' links, and it's not my hope to propagandize nothing but the strangeness of his headperformance over the world."
Here are a couple of other pictures of rabbits with things on their heads, from the rabbit-obsessed b3ta board
from Rob at b3ta
from Pep at b3ta
(this is a tiny parasitic sheep, not a giant godzilla rabbit)
from rob again
from Pep again.
posted by Joel Veitch
9/20/2001 03:02:30 PM
Crab Nose Conundrum
Dan R of Old Colwyn asked the Guru:
I have been laid up at home with a dislocated knee and knackered ligaments. To keep myself entertained I have created a crab circus, with tightropes for the cunning little chaps to walk across, and trampolines for them to bounce on. Wanting to expand the circus, I ordered an elephant and a monkey off the internet so they could join in the fun, but the cheeky monkey ordered the elephant to suck the crabs up his trunk. Now they're all stuck up there, the silly elephant is suffering from 'crab-nose'.
How can I get the crabs out safely? I really don't want to amputate the poor elephant's trunk, although I have given the monkey a sound whipping for his impudence.
Thanks for any advice.
Dan R in Old Colwyn Metropolis
Dear Mr R
You should be able to tempt out the crabs by tying a mermaid to the end of the elephant's trunk. Crabs always try to rescue tied-up mermaids. However, it would be more advisable to surgically add slits to the elephant's nose through which the crabs pincers could protrude. This would, of course, increase the fighting formidableness of your elephant enormously (it is a War Elephant I presume).
An enraged elephant with many rows of fiercely snapping pincers lining its trunk is a mighty oponent indeed.
Spanking the monkey is always enjoyable, even if it is not necessarily productive.
I hope this helps
Regards
The Guru
posted by Joel Veitch
9/19/2001 02:41:07 PM
Sweary Tune Fun
Hoorah for the Touretteophone
It's a keyboard that swears. Hoorah. It's me, with Ioan Withers (who did the hard work on the flash for this one), Stefan Hamilton and James Wood.
Remember, swearing is both big and clever.
posted by Joel Veitch
9/6/2001 05:40:10 PM
