New Game!
Long live Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake!
Fantastically awful, I'm sure you'll agree. It may well give you seizures. Or it may make you do evil things, or then again it may just crush your will to live.
posted by Joel Veitch
11/23/2001 01:56:25 PM
New Swearing Toy!
I've been doing more stupid stuff with Rob of b3ta. This time we made the fantastic Buffy's Swearing Keyboard. Hooray!
Rob's girlfriend Lucy did some swearing too. I like swearing. It's big and clever. Bollocks.
posted by Joel Veitch
11/16/2001 12:51:58 PM
Neurochemist's Problems Solved
Amanda Heslegrave of UCL's Neurochemistry department asked the Guru:
"Are my nails too long?"
Dear Ms Hargrave
As long as they fully penetrate the gerbil and secure it firmly to the wall you will be ok.
I hope this helps
Regards
The Guru
Also, here is a diagram of my new multi-purpose Giant Cat

posted by Joel Veitch
11/14/2001 12:55:41 PM
Thor and Odin!
I've made this fantastic animation depicting the noble spirits of mighty Norse warriors fallen in battle feasting for all eternity.
posted by Joel Veitch
11/12/2001 02:14:26 PM
New Friend

posted by Joel Veitch
11/7/2001 11:33:07 AM
What The Evil Crabs Have Been Up To
Everyday life with the Evil Crabs
posted by Joel Veitch
11/6/2001 03:39:09 PM
Another New Pet
I found this little dog thing hiding behind the sofa. Isn't he lovely? I've taken him in.

He seems to be a bit distressed though.
posted by Joel Veitch
11/2/2001 12:41:31 AM