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    Giant Bee Frenzy!

    Hoorah! The long-awaited Giant Bee Song Video is finally live!

    This is without a doubt the best thing of any sort ever made ever. Stuart Payne of nicecupofteaandasitdown did the animation for this one. The man is truly gifted. Thankyou Stuart, you have helped to make the world a better place for us all.
    posted by Joel Veitch 12/17/2001 11:02:51 AM

    Fantastic New Cartoon Thing!

    I thought it was time the world knew the truth about Thomas the Wank Engine.

    As ever, better with the sound on. Enjoy.
    posted by Joel Veitch 12/7/2001 02:31:10 PM

    b3ta fixed it for me!

    Here is a fantastic photographic record of me in my crab costume out and about around London. Hooray! It's all real. Many thanks to Rob and Pep of b3ta for making such a wonderful thing possible. Hoorah!

    You can get your own finger crab and play with it too! Hooray again! I want to see photos of people playing with the crabs!

    And here is a picture of me back home in my lair, with my fanatical followers.



    Yay! And Hooray again!
    posted by Joel Veitch 12/2/2001 05:21:43 PM

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