Helloooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 109th EVER newsletter from rathergood!
We have an amazing treat for you today! Look! Look at my potato!
http://www.rathergood.com/potato
Would you like to look at my potato? YES YOU WOULD YOU LUCKY PERSON YOU! Hoorays!
Also, we joined Zak "Big Zed" Veitch in Hackney, East London, to see some of his extreme urban motocross skills. We caught a major wipeout on film when he tried to do an amazing stunt involving ramming a can, but Big Zed was unhurt and the extreme mayhem continued!
http://www.rathergood.com/motocross
We've got an extended Spudstep mix of the Potato song for you! You can grab it for free here:
http://bit.ly/aqGHkr
In other news I noticed this wonderful game mod based around our rock classic “Van Full Of Anvils”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ZvR7W-VQE
If you've done anything interesting with any of our songs or anything do email me to let me know, I love seeing this stuff.
I did a song at the Sickipedia night on Wednesday, but I haven't seen the video of it yet so unfortunately I haven't got anything to show you from that – I guess I may have next week maybe? We'll see.
Also I should take this opportunity to congratulate Andreas “Wanki” Wank on his second place in the ski jumping I was watching on telly the other day. Hooray for Wanki! He is my favourite of all the ski jumpers.
Anyway, I guess that's about it except to tell you that I love you! I love you so hard! I'd do anything for you! I'd take you to the dark side of Jupiter's moons! We'll get there by ULTRA SALAMI! It's just like normal salami but it travels through space! Normal salami is no fun to travel through space in. When we get there we can do covers of Will Smith's classic Fresh Prince pop tunes, but with more ham! We can perform BAM! Shake the Ham! Also we can do the Fresh Prince of Ham Air theme tune:
In West Philadelphia born and raised
In the larder is where i spent most of my days
Till i got sliced in to slices and eaten for tea
Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
It's a particularly appropriate place to do it because Jupiter's moons are massive pulsating balls of ham, floating through the void. Using their hammy brains they seek to hybridise with us humans, to form a new race, a race they shall call..... HAMANITY!
Anyway I'd totally do that for you because I love you that hard! I totally would if I had any ULTRA SALAMI anyway. Unfortunately I seem to have just run out of ULTRA SALAMI though, so we won't be able to do it just now. I've got some hyper salami, but that's no good for travelling through space. No good at all. Only a moron would try flying to the Ham Moons Of Jupiter in Hyper Salami. You want ULTRA SALAMI for that. Everyone knows that.
Mwah! Mwah! Extrasuperduperhugs and big sloppy kisses!
Your sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
