Hello! And welcome to the 111th EVER newsletter from rathergood!

Look! We've been making delicious black pudding! If you're not aware of it, black pudding is a sausage made from blood and fat which is served fried, and is one of my favourite things to eat! Anyway, have a look at this delightful video:

http://www.rathergood.com/black_pudding

Hoorays!

In other news, I came across this little dog dancing to one of our songs. I'm not sure the dog was very impressed by the experience but he looks very cute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzt8QFQwQvU

Check out this amazing ninja totally flipping out though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIduL1iYx6U

Yeah! He ain't NEVER gonna stop!

I also stumbled across this wonderful but completely mental hardcore remix of Lion Toaster by rOOmUSh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmts8vMGmt0

Mental. Completely mental.

In other news I made an amazing seafood feast for Valentine's Day last weekend. I went down to the posh fish shop and bought clams, mussels, prawns and ling, cooked them up very simply with garlic, onion, half a glass of white wine and a bit of olive oil, served over spaghetti.

I was very pleased with myself. Right up until the point where Jacqui started violently vomiting. Right up till that point.

Once we reached the point where Jacqui was violently chucking up for hours, leaning over the toilet in misery, I was less pleased with myself.

Hey-ho. Never mind eh?

Ooh also, you know what? My office used to be Alexander McQueen's cutting room many years ago. How about that eh?

I think that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you. I love you SO HARD! I'd do ANYTHING for you! I'd make a whole series of films for you based on the successful “Saw” movies. Except with lathes.

Lathe- a film consisting of several hours of rapidly spinning table legs.

Followed by the sequels:

Lathe II: Turn Of The Banister!
Lathe III: Revolutions!
Lathe IV: Spin City

Then we'd go on a bit of a departure with Lathe V: Hot Girls In The Raw – in which a load of overheating women gather in the meat section of a local supermarket because the refrigerators make it nice and cool, while in the background a man uses a lathe to whittle cubes of meat into sausages.

It's going to be MASSIVE. MASSIVE I SAY!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! MWAH MWAH EXTRASUPERSUPERHUGS!

Your sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling