Helloooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 113th EVER newsletter from rathergood!

We have a very special treat for you this week. Look! We fashioned a rocket from glorious bacon! Rocket Science and Bacon Science, the two greatest achievements of human civilisation, finally unified!

http://www.rathergood.com/bacon_rocket

Due to popular demand, I've whacked a free mp3 download of the Bacon Rocket Song on the site- you can get it here:

http://bit.ly/9Yh7Rc

Hey, also, our Bacon Rocket was featured on the ever-wonderful Attack Of The Show:

http://bit.ly/diwobA

I think that's about it for this week, except to tell you that I love you! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I'd do anything for you! You like honey right? Well, I'll make sure you've ALWAYS got honey! I'll follow you around giving you honey! To ensure a constant supply, I'll set up a hive in my bladder! The bees can get in and out through my urethra! Then I'll be able to wee out honey for you! All over your yoghurt! Just watch out for the bees, that's all, although they will be friendly bees so it should be fine!

The only thing we'll need to be careful about is if a swarm of Japanese giant hornets find the hive, because if they do they will slaughter all the precious bees so they can break in to the hive and eat the larvae. I don't want 5,000 furious murderous giant Japanese hornets up my old chap, I think that would be really horrid. I don't want them to slaughter my bladder-bees, and I also fear the litres of venom injected in to my bits in the process would smart an awful lot. To avoid this eventuality I think it would be best if I shove a few thousand deadly scorpions up there to fight off any invading Japanese giant hornet swarms. Scorpions have the added advantage of glowing under UV light, which is TOTALLY COOL! You'll have to watch out for any escaping deadly scorpions while I'm widdling honey in to your yoghurt of course but that's a small price to pay right?

Mwah mwah superhugs and ultrakisses!

Your sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee