Hellooooo! And welcome to the 117th EVER newsletter from rathergood!
We've got some wonderful stuff for you today! Look! This is Defendercocks – Attack Of The Boobulons!
http://www.rathergood.com/defendercocks
Nobody knew they were out there. The Boobulons! Their only objective, to destroy humanity.
We've got some amazingly stylish Defendercocks tshirts in the shop as well, you should totally buy one you will look incredibly cool:
Also, it's come to our attention that Party Cat has been advising David Cameron, the leader of the Conservative Party. Here's the result:
http://www.rathergood.com/party_cat
He'll go far in Westminster, that cat. Far indeed.
There's lovely Party Cat tshirts too innit!
http://www.printshop.co.uk/RatherGood/PrintShop/Designer.html?customdesign=1309
I think that's about it for this week, except to tell you that I love you! I love you so hard! I'd do anything for you! I'd tell you all about sea slugs! In fact I'll tell you all about them right now! Here are some amazing facts about sea slugs!
The largest sea slug is the Granite Titan Slug from Panama - they can grow up to seventeen miles long.
Sea slugs are capable of firing beams of focussed energy, powerful enough to crack the sun in half.
Experts disagree on exactly how intelligent sea slugs are, but they have been known to solve complicated quadratic equations and construct machines capable of faster than light travel.
All sea slugs wear sophisticated invisible mono-fiber clothing of their own design. Nanobots in the cloth break down any salt that connects with them and converts it to anti-matter, which they then use to power their planet-shattering technology.
Sea slugs have no natural predators, except for weasels. Weasels can burrow into the sea-slugs using special hyper-phasic drilling technology stolen from the spider crabs. Once inside, they can use their weasel-magic to control the slug, riding them around like massive battleships. The slugs hate that.
Mwah Mwah ultrahugs and hyperkisses!
Yours sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portugese
