Hellooooo! And welcome to the 121st EVER newsletter from rathergood!

I've got something utterly wonderful for you today! I may have diamonds in my poo! Look! Look at the wonderful song!

http://rathergood.com/diamonds

You can download the mp3 from here if you like:

http://bit.ly/cW7QLg

Also, I have decided I want to be in Transformers 3. I've recorded this amazing audition tape for Michael Bay, the Transformers director, and I'm sure that I'll get the part no probs!

http://rathergood.com/transformers

Ooh by the way we've re-released the Rathergood Songs album, with a longer tracklist. Look, it's 35 tracks now!

http://bit.ly/bfWIuH

Spongs In The Key Of Life is still available of course

http://bit.ly/aQPHqH

I think that's about it for today. Except to tell you that I love you. I love you so hard! I'd do anything for you! I'd fight a Transformer for you! They think they're so hard converting voltages to different voltages like they're something special! Well I'll show them who's boss! Decepticons? DeceptiCOCKS more like! HAHAHAA! They're RIGHT IDIOTS with their 240 volts in and their 110 volts out thinking they can subjugate humanity well Megatron you're a MegaTWOT in my book HAHAHA.

Are you listening Michael Bay? This is for you.

MWAH BIG SLOPPY KISSES WITH TONGUES!

Yours sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)