Helloooooooooo! And welcome to the 122nd EVER newsletter from rathergood!

I've got two AMAZING bits of purest joy for you today! First off, here's a brilliant game! It's called Unnatural Selection, and it involves evolving creatures from worms! There are 16 creatures to discover all in.

http://rathergood.com/unnatural

Also look! Here's a funky kitten!

http://rathergood.com/funky

YEAH! You can get the mp3 of that amazing funk tune here:

http://bit.ly/bugRkr

If you're interested, we got a mention in this French article about kittens and the internet here:

http://bit.ly/dD6lla

I think that's about it for this week, except to tell you that I love you. I love you SO HARD! I'd do anything for you! I'd sit in a damp, dark cellar with a bunch of worms and a carcass, evolving lovely vicious bloodworms and bloodslugs for you! You could keep them as pets! Also I'd make sure you always got enough fish! I'd use science and genes to replace my fingers with lampreys! Squirming, slimy, many-toothed blood-sucking suction-faced lampreys! Then I'd dangle my hands in the water (lake, stream, river, whatever is nearest) and let each of my lamprey fingers suck itself on to a fish and start sucking the life out of it. Once I'd got a handful of lovely fishes, I'd bring my lamprey hands out of the water and giver you the fish for your tea! You'll always have fish! What a wonderful world that will be! I won't be able to pick anything up except fish of course but that will be a small price to pay for your happiness. Also, you should probably steer clear of the lampreys, they are VICIOUS! You don't want those blood-hungry parasitical chompers getting hold of you. Again, though, never being able to touch or even for that matter approach anyone again is a small price to pay for your happiness.

Mwah mwah big sloppy kisses!

Yours sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice