Hello! And welcome to the 123rd EVER newsletter from rathergood!

Number 123 is a very special number for a newsletter, and so today I have something very very special to treat you with. I have a love song for you. A beautiful, beautiful love song. Fallopia loves Chinchap, and Chinchap loves Fallopia! What a wonderful, joyous world we truly live in! I think you'll agree that this is a new high point for human culture. This is about as good as it gets, frankly.

http://www.rathergood.com/chinchap

Isn't that the single best thing you've ever seen? YES! YES IT IS! If you think it's not then frankly you are mistaken.

You should buy a wonderful Chinchap tshirt so that everyone else can have their lives improved as well. You'll be the most attractive human in your vicinity! Here's a link to buy one BUY ONE BUY ONE NOW!

http://bit.ly/chinchaptshirt

Hey you can get the mp3 if you like – it's on our music page here:

http://www.rathergood.com/songs

Under New Songs, unsurprisingly, what with it being new and also a song.

That's about it for this week except to tell you how much I love you! I love you so much! I'd learn from the owls how to make pellets for you! Then I'd swallow dead rats whole, digest their digestible bits, compact the indigestible bones and fur in to pellets in my stomach and vomit them back up in big gory hairy bony lumps! Then I'd take each one and carve a bust of your face from it. I'd do about 15 a day! Then every night I'll break in to your house while you sleep and array the day's Joel-pellet you-busts around your sleeping head, so that when you awake the first thing you see will be my wonderful present that I made for you and it will make you HAPPY!

Mwah mwah big sloppy kisses!

Yours sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice
Has eaten chicken madras for breakfast