Hellooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 126th EVER newsletter from rathergood!
I have a very special thing for you today. This is Uncle Wormsley's Christmas:
http://www.unclewormsley.com/
Clearly there is a lot more to this story, hold on tight and I'll let you know when there's more!
We've got a couple of Uncle Wormsley tshirts available, you should totally buy them. Look, here they are:
I think that's about it for this week! It's a short new newsletter but one of particularly high quality I'm sure you'll agree!
The only thing that remains is to let you know that I love you. I love you so much I would pull you in a celestial flying cart across the sky! I'll give you a magic belt and a pair of magic steel gloves, each of which will give you the power to wield your new enchanted hammer (did I mention I will also give you an enchanted hammer)?
The belt will be called Beltsforth, the gloves will be called Glovesforth 1 and Glovesforth 2, and the hammer will be called HAMMERTIME! I'll pull you across the sky in the cart while you swing the massive mighty HAMMERTIME around, sending lightning bolts crashing down to smash mountains asunder!
When you get hungry you can just roast me and eat me and then as long as no bones are broken just waft HAMMERTIME around over me and all my meat will grow back and I can resume pulling you through the skies in your enchanted cart, which will be called Austin Maxi 1485cc.
Mwah Mwah extrasuperduperhugs!
Yours sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice
Has eaten chicken madras for breakfast
Commander In Chief of Pork Force
Saver Of Old Ladies In Distress
Owner of Monster Truck
