Hellooooooo! Welcome to the 129th EVER newsletter from rathergood!

Everyone knows that living on the land is problematic. You live on the land right? And your life has problems in it right? Well, don't worry because when we live in the sea life is going to be perfect in every way! Look, we've made this beautiful song explaining exactly how and why!

http://www.rathergood.com/sea

Isn't that just absolutely glorious!

You can get your amazing When We live In The Sea classic tshirt here:

http://bit.ly/seashirt

And your sexy When We Live In The Sea skinny tshirt here:

http://bit.ly/skinnyseashirt

That's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you! I love you so much! I'd do anything for you! Would you like me to feed myself to a bear? I bet that would prove my love in some way! I'd feed myself to a bear for you! I'd totally do that! As the bear pins me down and starts taking slow, leisurely bites at random bits of me, tearing out mouthfuls of bum and  arm, I'll be shouting “DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?” And you will somehow find this endearing I expect.

Of course I am very strong and could easily fight off a puny bear, but I will choose not to just to prove how much I love you. Then when the bear poos me out you can keep that bear poo and sleep with it as your pillow, knowing that it signifies my immense and agonising love for you for all eternity, or at least until the poo biodegrades.

Mwah mwah ultrasmooches!

Yours sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice
Has eaten chicken madras for breakfast
Commander In Chief of Pork Force
Saver Of Old Ladies In Distress
Owner of Monster Truck
Experienced lawn mower
Finder of camouflaged flip-flops
Amateur Marine Biologist