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Seadave has written the best film treatment ever

Seadave has written a treatment for a film. It is the BEST TREATMENT FOR A FILM EVER!

Imagine you're fighting terrorists on a cargo net trailing behind a transport plane, (the plane is flying, obviously, otherwise it'd be a bit rubbish) and you have to beat the terrorists quite quickly because in four minutes THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE!

And one of them is A VELOCIRAPTOR! The velociraptor is not really a terrorist but THEY HAVE HIS FAMILY so he has to do what he's told BUT ACTUALLY YOU BOTH TEAM UP AND DEFEAT THE EVIL ROBOT HEAD TERRORIST TOGETHER and then you ride the velociraptor and it is pretty cool.

Only the EVIL ROBOT HEAD TERRORIST is a ROBOT. The others are normal terrorists, albeit ones with NUCLEAR BOMBS strapped to their fists so when they punch you it's a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION punch. Which is ALMOST TWICE AS PUNCHY as a normal punch.

The EVIL ROBOT HEAD TERRORIST travelled back in time from the FUTURE and PROGRAMMED HIMSELF to DESTROY THE WORLD. He is almost INDESTRUCTIBLE and has only ONE WEAKNESS- he can only be defeated by PUNCHING HIM REALLY HARD IN THE FACE.

After the terrorists are dead the plane CRASH LANDS into an EXPLOSION FACTORY or something.

In the end you save the velociraptor family and nobody dies except the terrorists although IT IS PRETTY CLOSE AT TIMES.

You also manage to stop the WORLD from EXPLODING - I think that was IMPLIED but I wanted to MAKE SURE just in case you were WORRIED.

If you are a big-time Hollywood producer obviously you will right now be desperate to make this movie so please drop me a line at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and we'll get going on making it thankyou Seadave will be very pleased.