Robin Hod - a real heroThere is a bricklayer who robs bricks from the rich and gives them to the poor. He is known as Robin Hod.
He means well, he really does. People just don't seem to appreciate his deeds though.
"Oh wow thanks Robin, more bricks. Sigh."
"Any chance of some money or food next time? No? Just bricks then."
Next week, here comes Robin again, bounding along full of glee at the prospect of helping the poor.
"Here you go!" he shouts, throwing bricks around with all his strength, smashing windows and sending poor people running screaming for cover.
"FUCK OFF ROBIN HOD FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING BRICKS NOBODY WANTS THEM YOU FUCKING MADMAN!"
He just stands there grinning, not really understanding, then goes off merrily to rob some more bricks.
He's a big fan of Richard the Lion Hod, who he strongly believes is the rightful King. Nobody else seems to have heard of him though.