Newsletter 81Helloooo! And welome to the 81st EVER update from rathergood!
We have the best thing EVER in the history of EVERYTHING today!
This lady was complaining about her dog's bitey ways. We simply HAD to make a jolly musical remix. It is truly a thing of beauty! Enjoy!
Isn't that simply the greatest thing you have ever seen in your entire life?
There's an mp3 of it here if you'd like it for your ringtone or ipod or whatever:
The other thing I want to show you today is my latest cookery attempt. We got a Slap Chop in the office, and I wanted to try and make some proper food with it- bearing in mind that we have no cooker here. I came up with Slap Chop Steak Veitchois! Have a butcher's:
I think that's about it for this week, except to let you know that I love you.
I love you so HARD! I love you so hard I'd get you a pony! I'd get you a pony all of your own, and he'd be called Lucky and he'd be YOUR pony!
I'll have to give him to you over a period of time though. It's too big a present to have all at once. We'll start with a leg. I'll give you a leg tomorrow. You can call him Leggy, and he can be your best friend! Back left leg for starters. If you've been good at Christmas you can have the torso! He's called Bleedy! Eventually, you'll have your whole pony! Good old Lucky the pony! And in the meantime, good old Leggy the back left leg of Lucky!
Mwah mwah superhugs you are looking so HOT OH GOD YOU ARE SO HOT OH GOD CAN I TOUCH YOU?
Mr Joel Andrew Veitch MA