The other main thing to tell you about this week is that I'm going to be speaking at ROFLCon, which is going to be totally the most fun thing ever in the history of everything! Have a look at the list of guests! I am SO looking forward to meeting all these guys:
I guess that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you! I love you so HARD! I'd do anything for you! I'd pull all of my body hair out by the roots! All the body hair, from all the bits of my body! I'd use that hair to stuff a little doll of myself for you! And you can sleep with the doll pressed up to your face, knowing that it is full of the hair from my most intimate places! LUCKY YOU! I'd totally do that for you! I'm out of unstuffed fabric Joel dolls at the moment I'm afraid so it might have to wait until I have some more in, but if I did have the doll I'd be stuffing it with bumhair for you RIGHT NOW!
Mwah mwah! Extrasuperduperhugs!
Yours sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of rathergood.com Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences Winner of 3 Webby Awards Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG) Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts Former Member of MGS school cricket team Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section) Silver Swimming Badge 3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12 Once had a letter published in the New Scientist Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course Keen amateur ukulele player Bronze lifesavers swimming badge Full clean driver's license Passed Cycling Proficiency Test A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
Helloooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 107th EVER newsletter from rathergood!
Well, the big news today is that we've got a new album out! YEAH! It's called Spongs In The Key Of Life, and it is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement! We've taken 34 delicious songs and put them together in an album and you can get it from Amazon or iTunes or whatever and it's BRILLIANT!
It will be on your friendly local Amazon if you're elsewhere. Or iTunes, or whatever. This album is download only – I'm not planning on doing physical CDs as it was a major pain in the neck doing CDs for Danger Is Dangerous. So there.
In other news I did a spot on Sky News last Friday, then stayed around to be on the panel for Technology Unplugged. I've whacked it up on youtube if you're interested- look!
I think that's about it for this week, except to tell you that I love you. I really do! I'd do anything for you! I'd make you my special custard as a treat! My special “custard” made from blood and tears and the stuff from inside my eyeballs which I have to suck out with a syringe! It really is horrible putting the needle into my eye because I can see it and stuff and then it really hurts sucking out the juice but the “custard” is SO GOOD YOU'LL LOVE IT!
I'D TOTALLY DO THAT FOR YOU!
I've run out of needles though so I can;t make it right now. But if I had the needles I would TOTALLY make it for you RIGHT NOW!
Mwah mwah extrasuperduperhugs I LOVE YOU OH GOD YOU SMELL LOVELY
Yours sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of rathergood.com Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences Winner of 3 Webby Awards Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG) Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts Former Member of MGS school cricket team Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section) Silver Swimming Badge 3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12 Once had a letter published in the New Scientist Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course Keen amateur ukulele player Bronze lifesavers swimming badge Full clean driver's license Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
I did my usual spot talking about the stories being talked about on the internet, then stayed around to be on the panel for Technology Unplugged. The other guests were Hermione Way and Ollie Mann.
In other news, it was No Pants On The Subway Day the other day, and our mate Rammi ended up being the poster girl for the event, wearing a wonderful We Like The Moon tshirt. Look!
As Rammi herself says, it would probably have been more appropriate in an I Like Your Pants tshirt. Next year I expect that will be the uniform of choice.
I'll be on Sky News tonight doing a double spot – I'll be on a bit after 7 talking about the day's stories on the internet, and then staying on to be on the technology panel at 7.30. We'll be talking about internets and computers and that sort of thing. You can watch it if you fancy.
I think that about covers it for this week, except to tell you that I love you. I love you so hard I'd give you my organs! I'd slice up my abdomen and tie a rope to each of my organs, and I'd tie each rope to a rocket, and I'd aim the rockets at your house, and I'd fire them off! They'd land at your front door! Rockets raining down on your house trailing all my organs! Just for you! I'd do that for you to make you love me back! I'd TOTALLY DO IT FOR YOU!
I'm not sure where I'd get the rockets though so it might have to wait. I'm out of rope as well. So maybe not today. But I totally would if I had rockets and ropes! Because I love you SO HARD!
Mwah Mwah extrasuperduperhugs and big sloppy kisses!
Yours sincerely
Joel Veitch
Founder of rathergood.com Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences Winner of 3 Webby Awards Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG) Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts Former Member of MGS school cricket team Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section) Silver Swimming Badge 3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12 Once had a letter published in the New Scientist Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course Keen amateur ukulele player Bronze lifesavers swimming badge Full clean driver's license
