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This year's mandatory Squidmas crackers are deadly and mandatory. 1 in 10 contains a special prize you lucky people. Stewart explains here.
This year we will hold a festive Squidmas Denounceathon. You must denounce your friends and family. Here are the details.
The official Squidmas dinner will be a gigantic mutant wasp, but first you will have to battle it to the death. Click here for the details.
Official Squidmas juice is made from the tentacles and minds of only the angriest squids. Here's Grand High Space Arch Bishop Stewart explaining why you have to drink it and what will happen to you if you drink anything else.
As per the ancient prophecy of Saint Bong Crisby, we must ensure it is a White Squidmas. Grand High Space Arch Vicar Stewart gives you all the relevant information. IT is VERY important that you pay attention.
Father Squidmas will be visiting you in your sleep. You had better make sure you have the mandatory items ready for him or you will be very, very sorry. And whatever you do, don't let him suspect you may not be asleep!