Nazi Goldilocks

We wondered what Children's TV would be like if the Nazis had won the war. I reckon it would be pretty much like this.

Conclusion: It's a good thing that the Nazis didn't win the war.

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas Trailer

The trailer for Uncle Wormsley's Christmas is up! Hooraaaaaaaays! it's totally awesome!

UNCLE WORMSLEY’S CHRISTMAS is an animated children’s cautionary tale with a dark heart.

Uncle Wormsley is a grey, decaying old man, who dedicates his life to the care of his only friend, a monstrous crab called Crabsley who lives in a dungeon under his house.

Across town lives Johnnie Goodington, a rich boy who has everything money could buy except one thing – a giant monstrous crab.

One Christmas, Johnnie’s father strikes a deal with the mysterious and shadowy Crab Catchers. Johnnie shall have his Giant crab, but dark forces have been unleashed, and who can tell where this will end?

The Baby Cow animation is narrated by Steve Coogan, voiced by Julian Barratt, Julia Davis, John Thomson and Ben Baker.

It is written by Joel Veitch and Tim Gallagher and directed by David Shute. The producer is Tim Searle.

Tiny Chainsaw

I've got a tiny chainsaw in my pocket, it's easy to start it but it's hard to stop it. Tiny Chainsaw is an amazing song! YEAH!

Eggs

Eggs - a wonderful film about 2 eggs who realise they are in peril, and decide to do something about it!

Project Sausage Drone Stage 1

I have embarked on a glorious project to build an airborne drone capable of delivering a sausage at 100mph. Stage 1 is complete. Here is my account of developments to date.