I have acquired some old Soviet gas masks, sent over from Berlin. They are absolutely nightmarish, as you can see from this photo. The Soviets weren't happy with simply making them functional, they made them look like something from depths of hell as well. What to do with these wonderful things? Well, I thought I'd have a crack at turning them into KAZOOS! Here is the video documenting my attempt.
Quiche Lorraine is a much maligned food. As men, we have been mocked for our love of the quiche. People say it is not a food for a real man. They say it is a limp-wristed effeminate snack for ladies, children and the kind of men who read their horoscopes in Grazia. Well we disagree! We believe that quiche is a formidable and mighty food worthy of a great warrior! And we set out to prove it with this song.
There is only one global news story that really matters this week, and that is that for the first time in history, Lolcats have their own theme song. Here it is, on this momentous occasion.
Florian Schneider has left Kraftwerk! This is awful news. The man is a hero, and Kraftwerk are the best thing ever. To show our respect we have made this tribute using sausages. We present for your enjoyment Frankfurt-based 4-piece Kraftwurst, with their eporkal tribute 'We Are Pork Products'