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Enrich your mind! Improve your life! Atop an Inca pyramid in the Peruvian Amazon the Crab of Eternal Wisdom ponders the nature of existence with his horde of fanatical followers The Guru | Archive | Poetry | Inventions | Investigations | Sports | Ramblings | Weblog Archive] |
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Saturday, July 29, 2000Gallery Update After another long session of deliberation, the panel of judges for submissions to the Crab Palette Gallery have decided to grant two more pieces inclusion into this showcase of artistic excellence. "Flying Goat and Exploding Volcano" by Mr Keith Duncan, and "Fear The Crabz" by Mr Zach Garland, are now being proudly displayed for your appreciation. Think you can do better? Feel free to make your own pictures with the revolutionary Crab Palette technology, and send them to gallery@rathergood.com for consideration. Star Signs I'm bored of being an aries, so it is fortunate that pythonline has the facility to change your star-sign to something more interesting. I am now a spam. Which is better I think. Friday, July 28, 2000Hovering As you may know, I can levitate (details of my technique here). For those of you that can't, you may want one of these. I will have one in my garage, next to my skycar, just as soon as they are available. Bees, of course, do a lot of hovering. However, with their compound eyes, the world looks rather different to them. Luckily, you can now see what the world looks like to a bee thanks to the revolutionary B-Eye technology. Thank god. If you have compound eyes like a bee and would like to tell the world, I would like to hear your story. Send details to ihavecompoundeyeslikeabeeandwouldliketotelltheworld@rathergood.com Woo for Yahoo Yahoo now use google's search engine, which means that instead of being shit, it is now good. I thought I would see where rathergood.com ranks on a couple of relevant searches, and was pleased to find that it ranked as number 1 when searching for "arse rage" I'm very pleased about this, for obvious reasons. Rathergood.com comes in at number 2 for "shark mayhem" which is also good, but I was somewhat disappointed to find that a search for "Peruvian crab" ranked it only as number 5, beaten by the opportunity to buy a brooch from the Peruvian Coast crab collection. If you have found this site through an unlikely search on the new not-shit yahoo, I would be interested to hear from you- mail your comments to iamherebyaccidentanddontwantanythingtodowiththisidiocy@rathergood.com String Theory Cawker City, Kansas, has the world's largest ball of twine, containing over 6,000,000 feet of string. In their own words: "Passing through Cawker City? Stop by. Check out our Ball of Twine. Who knows? Maybe you'll be impressed." Yes, maybe. Or maybe not. Monster Sperm Why does a fruit fly smaller than a tomato seed need a whopping sperm 6 centimetres long? Find out at the New Scientist This fly's sperm is 20 times longer than its body, and its testes take up half of its abdominal cavity. Sounds a bit like me actually. If you have enormous sperm that are 20 times the length of your body and would like to tell the world, send me your story at iwouldliketotelltheworldaboutmyenormoussperm@rathergood.com |
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