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Saturday, September 30, 2000

Monkey Mayhem

I have just created the single best tune ever in the history of mankind. It is the Rathergood.com remix of The Monkeys - I'm A Believer featuring Joel Veitch.

Listen to it now- it will change your life, and is the best thing in the history of mankind ever.
posted by Joel Veitch 9/30/2000 6:25:33 PM

Jesus H Christ

Thank God! We're saved! Jesus Christ will be among us again as per the prophesies.

The Second Coming Project want money- send it! I'm sending them thousands and thousands and thousands of pounds.

If you are cloning religious leaders of the past, or have a piece of jesus to clone, I would like to hear your story.

Send it to iamcloningreligiousleadersfromthepastorhaveapieceofjesustoclone@rathergood.com
posted by Joel Veitch 9/30/2000 3:14:55 PM

Wednesday, September 27, 2000

Sea Slug Lunacy

Like most people, I am fanatical about Sea Slugs. Thank God, then for the Sea Slug Forum.

In their own words:

"This is a site where you can ask questions and post information on nudibranchs and related sea slugs"

I love posting information on nudibranchs. It gets me very excited.
posted by Joel Veitch 9/27/2000 4:45:24 PM

Meat

justmeat.com has a particularly tasteful selection of pictures of dead people and deformed foetuses, including a couple of pics of a man who commited suicide by cuting himself in half with a bandsaw.

Great. If you like that sort of thing.
posted by Joel Veitch 9/27/2000 12:17:26 PM