Your One Stop Shop for Good and Evil (crabs)

New Game

I've developed a great shockwave game. You have to poke the little crab. I love it. It's best with sound on.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/28/2000 04:33:02 PM

New Logo



scary huh?
posted by Joel Veitch 10/21/2000 06:51:43 PM

Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God

The monkey tunes have their own site. Infact it is a monkey portal. It's at songmonkey.co.uk

It's fantastic. Although also a bit scary.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/18/2000 10:39:40 PM

Crab Art Revolution

The last week has seen an explosion in the support for Fucked Dead Crab Art among other developers. Now, the peak of technological wizadry makes it possible for any person to convert their favourite pictures to dead squashed crabs.

Mr Manuel of tsluts has developed Crab Shop Pro - It's sheer genius. You can use the pictures already there, or supply one of your own (it has to be in gif format) and it will convert the image into fucked-up crabs.

For an example of the kind of results you can achieve, have a look at "Jesus in Crabs" in the Gallery.

Brilliant. There is definitely a future for this. Use it now. Send copies of any great works to me for appraisal and they may get into the gallery.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/17/2000 01:19:17 PM

Yet More Monkeys (oh god oh god oh god)

Due to popular demand (whipped into a frenzy thanks to those wonderful people at popbitch), here is another remix designed to thoroughly crush your will to live.

This time we have my innovative re-working of:

Toni Basil - Hey Mickey

Send any requests you may have me and I may do them if my brain hasn't melted.

posted by Joel Veitch 10/13/2000 06:55:55 PM

New Crab Palette Gallery Pics!

Wow! A new league of excellence has been created in the Crab Palette Gallery today. With the use of incredibly skillful and intricate animation, Mr Andy Sheerin of hairytongue.com has, for the first time in history, used the medium of the dead squshed crab to give an incredibly lifelike representation of a wank!

This must surely herald the dawn of the golden age of squashed dead crab art.

If you think you an do better, have a go with the revolutionary Crab Palette now, and send in your piece.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/13/2000 02:20:49 PM

Career Opportunities

rathergood.com are currently recruiting!

We are looking for assassins, ninjas and spies, as well as suicidal fanatic shock-troops and monkey-tune writers.

If you are a respected professional in any of these fields, please email your cv, along with photos of people you have killed or spied on, or monkey tunes you have written, to rathergood
posted by Joel Veitch 10/8/2000 11:39:55 PM

God No Not More Songs

More soul-destroying remixes. This time we have:

John Lennon: Imagine

Four Tops: My Girl
posted by Joel Veitch 10/7/2000 01:25:50 PM

Coyote Piss Lunacy

100% Predator Urines sell piss from Coyotes, Foxes, Bobcats and Wolves.

Cool. Sounds like time to invent a cocktail.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/4/2000 07:31:38 PM

Madonna Nastiness

Another remix.

Madonna: Like A Virgin

It's been given a thorough re-working alright.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/3/2000 07:46:24 PM

Musical Horridness

I have created a few more musical masterpieces.

Please feel free to listen to and distribute my remixes of:

Elvis: Blue Suede Shoes

Dire Straits: Money for Nothing

Abba: Money Money Money

Mr. Manuel of tsluts.com has also be making some awesome monkey tunes:

Jimi Hendrix: Foxy Lady

The Cardigans : Love Fool

posted by Joel Veitch 10/1/2000 04:47:11 PM

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