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Friday, October 13, 2000

Yet More Monkeys (oh god oh god oh god)

Due to poular demand (whipped into a frenzy thanks to those wonderful people at popbitch, here is another remix designed to thoroughly crush your will to live.

This time we have my innovative re-working of:

Toni Basil - Hey Mickey

Send any requests you may have to hereismyrequestforamonkeyremixofapopularclassic@rathergood.com and I may do them if my brain hasn't melted.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/13/2000 6:55:55 PM

New Crab Palette Gallery Pics!

Wow! A new league of excellence has been created in the Crab Palette Gallery today. With the use of incredibly skillful and intricate animation, Mr Andy Sheerin of hairytongue.com has, for the first time in history, used the medium of the dead squshed crab to give an incredibly lifelike representation of a wank!

This must surely herald the dawn of the golden age of squashed dead crab art.

If you think you an do better, have a go with the revolutionary Crab Palette now, and send in your piece.
posted by Joel Veitch 10/13/2000 2:20:49 PM

Sunday, October 8, 2000

Career Opportunities

rathergood.com are currently recruiting!

We are looking for assassins, ninjas and spies, as well as suicidal fanatic shock-troops and monkey-tune writers.

If you are a respected professional in any of these fields, please email your cv, along with photos of people you have killed or spied on, or monkey tunes you have written, to herearethepeopleihavekilledorspiedonormonkeytunesihavewrittwen@rathergood.com
posted by Joel Veitch 10/8/2000 11:39:56 PM



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