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Wednesday, January 03, 2001
Invention Genius OK- I've got a new plan for a world-changing invention. The edible coathanger. Firstly- you know how you always end up with 30 coathangers with no clothes on them? Well, that could be avoided if you could have them as a nice snack. Maybe make them from pretzels. On a more important note, they would be absolutely ideal for fashion-conscious famine relief workers, and also would make excellent survival kit for anyone flying over the wilderness on their way to a meeting / holiday etc. You remember those Peruvian rugby players who had to eat each other when their plane crashed in the mountains? If all the coathangers they kept their clothes on had been edible they could have eaten them instead and it would have been more like a nice picnic in the countryside than a fatal disaster. It could also be a good way to dispose of excess pretzel ingredients (pretzel waste contributes 35% of global warming emmissions and kills whales). If anyone would like to invest huge sums of money in my edible coathanger business, please email, as ever, used non-sequential 5s and 10s to hereisaloadoffilthylucretospendonmakingediblecoathangerswhichwillprobablysavetheworld@rathergood.com |
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