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Sunday, January 28, 2001

All Saints Anal Sex Shocker

Listening to the radio, I heard an All Saints song. The words appeared to be:

"I know you really want to be up my ass
Don't you know a guy like you wouldn't last"

Do you want to have anal sex with All Saints, but fear that your stamina may disappoint them?

It's probably quite common, but I'm surprised they wrote a song about it. I will be keeping an eye on their video diary incase it gets more interesting in the light of this development.

Interestingly this revelation coincides with the invention of the word chocrubbage by the random word generator (see below). I suspect that All Saints have been indulging in rather a lot of chocrubbage. Disappointingly brief chocrubbage though.
posted by Joel Veitch 1/28/2001 04:54:46 PM