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Enrich your mind! Improve your life! Atop an Inca pyramid in the Peruvian Amazon the Crab of Eternal Wisdom ponders the nature of existence with his horde of fanatical followers The Guru | Archive | Poetry | Inventions | Investigations | Sports | Ramblings | Weblog Archive] |
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Monday, November 6, 2000Monkey Spunk Woo! My favourite cartoon of all time is now on the net. Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped is one of the funniest things ever written. It's fantastic. Safety Innovation I have been considering the ability of chickens to slow their descent by flapping their wings in the context of personal safety when leaping from buildings or aircraft. It occurs to me that a suit onto which many chickens have been tied / stapled / glued could be worn when leaping from a rooftop. The chickens would flap their wings, allowing the user to land safely on the ground below. My main issue is that I am uncertain as to the load-bearing capacity of the laden chicken when dropping from altitude, and hence the correct number of chickens to attach to the suit for a given weight of person. I need to do some experiments. I propose tying bricks to chickens and chucking them off of a tower block. This would be both fun, and genuine science with the goal of saving human life. I unfortunately do not have access to any chickens. If you would like to invest in my project, or would like to donate chickens for me to throw off of tower blocks with bricks tied to them, please email either cash or chickens to hereisalargesumofhardcashorsomechickenssoyoucanchuckthemoffofatowerblockwithbrickstiedtothem@rathergood.com More Crab Slaughter Grinfish has developed another amazing crab game. Crab Blasta V1.0 rocks. It's cool. Saturday, October 28, 2000New Game I've developed a great shockwave game. You have to poke the little crab. I love it. It's best with sound on. Saturday, October 21, 2000New Logo scary huh? Wednesday, October 18, 2000Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God The monkey tunes have their own site. Infact it is a monkey portal. It's at songmonkey.co.uk It's fantastic. Although also a bit scary. Tuesday, October 17, 2000Crab Art Revolution The last week has seen an explosion in the support for Fucked Dead Crab Art among other developers. Now, the peak of technological wizadry makes it possible for any person to convert their favourite pictures to dead squashed crabs. Mr Manuel of tsluts has developed Crab Shop Pro - It's sheer genius. You can use the pictures already there, or supply one of your own (it has to be in gif format) and it will convert the image into fucked-up crabs. For an example of the kind of results you can achieve, have a look at "Jesus in Crabs" in the Gallery. Brilliant. There is definitely a future for this. Use it now. Send copies of any great works to me at thisismyremarkableartworkconsistingofaloadoffuckedupcrabs@rathergood.com for appraisal and they may get into the gallery. Friday, October 13, 2000Yet More Monkeys (oh god oh god oh god) Due to popular demand (whipped into a frenzy thanks to those wonderful people at popbitch), here is another remix designed to thoroughly crush your will to live. This time we have my innovative re-working of: Send any requests you may have to hereismyrequestforamonkeyremixofapopularclassic@rathergood.com and I may do them if my brain hasn't melted. New Crab Palette Gallery Pics! Wow! A new league of excellence has been created in the Crab Palette Gallery today. With the use of incredibly skillful and intricate animation, Mr Andy Sheerin of hairytongue.com has, for the first time in history, used the medium of the dead squshed crab to give an incredibly lifelike representation of a wank! This must surely herald the dawn of the golden age of squashed dead crab art. If you think you an do better, have a go with the revolutionary Crab Palette now, and send in your piece. Monday, October 9, 2000Career Opportunities rathergood.com are currently recruiting! We are looking for assassins, ninjas and spies, as well as suicidal fanatic shock-troops and monkey-tune writers. If you are a respected professional in any of these fields, please email your cv, along with photos of people you have killed or spied on, or monkey tunes you have written, to herearethepeopleihavekilledorspiedonormonkeytunesihavewrittwen@rathergood.com |
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