Hellooooooooooo! And welcome to the 95th EVER update from rathergood!

We have truly wonderful treats for you today! We have made a spectacular film for lastminute, featuring a man seeking the ultimate thrill in skimpy swimming trunks! It is UTTERLY WONDERFUL!

http://www.rathergood.com/thrills

Isn't that AMAZING?

Also, I'm continuing with the putting up of things we've done for work- here's a wonderful song about fruit and veg which we did for kids TV show Jim Jam and Sunny, sung by a rabbit!

http://www.rathergood.com/fruit

Hooray again!

We took some really gorgeous photos during the shoot for the lastminute video – have a look:

http://bit.ly/4btrnK

And I think that just about finishes our business for today, except to tell you that I love you! I love you SO HARD! I love you so hard I would carry a toilet up and down stairs all day for you! If I had to listen to music while carrying the toilet, I expect I would listen to Cistern Of A Down! HAHA! Did you get my funny joke?

Seriously though I would totally carry that toilet up and down and up and down until my legs collapsed, then I'd keep dragging myself and the toilet up and down the stairs till my fingernails were just bleeding stubs, and eventually with the last of my strength I would throw myself and the toilet down the stairs one final time, ending up as a broken and bloodied mess surrounded by shards of broken toilet and bits of my flesh, burbling my love for you through my shattered mouth, because that is how hard I love you!

Mwah! Mwah! Big sloppy kisses and superhugs! Oh GOD you smell SO GOOD! I wish I could just BREATHE IN YOUR MUSKY SCENT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

Oh by the way I have a can of Wood Dye here. What would happen if I drank it? Well I *points at tin*

Yours sincerely

Mr Joel Andrew Veitch Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds Founder of rathergood.com

I LOVE my new yellow Onitsuka Tigers.

It is the best brand name ever, as far as I can see. The Onitsuka bit makes them clearly Japanese, which is inherently cool, and the Tigers bit makes it obvious that they are worn by warriors. The combination of Japanese and warriors means that they are clearly for ninjas, samurai and kung-fuers.

They look brilliant - they are actually very tigery in their yellow with black stripes.

You can feel the pavement through the soles- it's a tactile experience walking along- it feels like you can probably do some kung fuing should you need to, gripping the floor with your prehensile toes to help in defeating your would-be assassins.

They also have movie heritage, from Bruce Lee and Kill Bill.

All in all, I LOVE my new yellow Onitsuka Tigers. You can buy a pair from Amazon here if you like:

Onitsuka Tiger Unisex Mexico 66 Trainer

If you are from Onitsuka Tigers and you would like me to bang on endlessly about how cool your trainers are, please send me some free trainers and some money. You can reach me at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

We shot a film with Michael Fish, and a man in skimpy swimming trunks seeking thrills, for lastminute.com. Here are some photos from the shoot. I think you'll agree they are beautiful!

You can see the film here.

While we were filming the mighty and overwhelmingly powerful Agamemnon video, we had a bit of fun with stick-on faces.

Hellooooooooooo! And welcome to the 94th EVER update from rathergood!

We have an amazing thing for you today! OH YES! For this is our our mighty song about the greatest warrior in history, King Agamemnon. It is also about his less well-known companion Legolambnon. It is absolutely stunning, wonderful, marvellous and above all SEXY!

http://www.rathergood.com/agamemnon

Isn't that literally the best thing you have ever seen? EVER?

Yes. Yes it is.

In other news I took a load of photos of kittens the other day! They are LOVELY! Have a look!

http://bit.ly/7DQfp

Hooray for kittens! They are the bestest!

I was outraged to see that NASA decided to bomb the moon today. I watched live on their site. Especially seeing as last time they sent a probe there they were very nice to us and dropped us a line and everything. I feel, frankly, betrayed. We LIKE the moon! We don't want to bomb it! I think we should all send NASA the moon song, and tell them that we like the moon and we don't want them to bomb it any more. Go on, send it to them and protest!

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song

The moon is still there so the bombing must have failed I guess. Our assumption is that the mission to destroy the moon was to cure all the werewolves, so I suppose they are still suffering from lycanthropy, but seriously people I think this is one of those cases where the cure would be worse than the illness.

I honestly think it is better to live with the odd person being taken by a werewolf once in a while than to destroy the moon.

Anyway I think that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you. I love you SO HARD! I love you to the moon and back! Although if NASA were to bomb the moon into tiny smithereens then that would become a very difficult amount to quantify. This is another reason to protest the destruction of the moon. As the moon is (as we all know) made of meat, smashing the moon into tiny fragments which then fell to earth would generate a huge number of meateorites. MEATeorites! HAHA DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE THAT WAS A CLEVER JOKE!

Anyway I love you so hard that I'd bomb the moon to tiny meaty bloody gory shards of flesh! JUST FOR YOU! I'D SWALLOW MY PRINCIPLES AND I'D BOMB THAT SPACE-BOUND ORBITING MEAT-SPHERE TO OBLIVION! ALL FOR YOU! I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH!

Mwah mwah love and sloppy kisses and superhugs!

Yours sincerely

Mr Joel Andrew Veitch Esquire Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences, Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes, Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds