Hellooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 97th EVER update from rathergood!

We have an amazing, wonderful and breathtaking piece of purest distilled amazingness for you today! For this is our greatest masterwork - I Like Beef

http://www.rathergood.com/beef

It's about liking beef. It contains cats. It is utterly wonderful.

You can get an amazing I Like Beef tshirt here!

http://bit.ly/IphFn

Tell the world that you like beef! Just think how many like-minded people will come up to you and exclaim with great joy that they, also, like beef! It will make your life immeasurably better. You should totally get one.

I did my spot on Sky News last night. I was discussing robot armies exploring alien worlds! Also the birth of the internet and a bunch of other stuff!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKiTwuF6DZY

In other news it has become apparent that while lolcats are all well and good, the future is the Lolcrab.

http://flic.kr/p/7bBEFU

It's not easy to LOL when you are facing your imminent doom!

I got a lovely email from Kelvin at the Suffolk Herring Festival this morning! They showed our Herring Horde video to the attending Herring devotees and apparently it went down a storm! How could it do otherwise, of course! I wonder how many degrees Kelvin has? Absolutely zero I'll warrant! HAHAHAHAHA! (That was a clever temperature joke, not an insult directed at kelvin, who is lovely and probably has numerous academic degrees).

I think that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you! I love you SO HARD! I'd do ANYTHNG for you! I'd genetically engineer a gigantic blood-sucking tick the size of a horse! And I'd ride it around, instructing it to suck the insides out of your enemies, leaving them as dried-out husks, then I'd build robotic endoskeletons to fill those husks, and they would become robotic soldier people-husks, a WHOLE ARMY OF THEM, ready to do your bidding, and I would lead them into battle in your name from my gigantic engorged blood-sucking tick steed until the ENTIRETY OF HUMANITY WAS SUBJUGATED TO YOUR WILL and then I'd develop a huge fire-beam-ray-projector and I'd use it to MELT THE CRUST OF THE EARTH releasing a huge volcanic outflow that would COVER THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE WORLD with MAGMA!

I'd do all that for you! I love you that much! Just drop me a line when you want me to get started and I'll get onto it,

Mwah extrasuperduperhugs and big sloppy kisses!

Yours sincerely

Mr Joel Andrew Veitch
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Founder of rathergood.com
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)

Lolcats are all well and good, but it is clear to me that the future is Lolcrabs.

Hellooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 96th EVER update from rathergood!

We've got a wonderful treat for you today! Although it is also a poignant one! We made these beautiful disco pets performing Staying Alive by The Beegees. Aren't they adorable?

http://www.rathergood.com/disco

We made them for Blue Cross, the pet charity.

Now we don't do politics on rathergood, but I'd like to draw your attention to this. Here is the BNP's Nick Griffin, declaring “I'm scum and I'm a racist”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnt-7VoHKfw

Also, I did my spot on Sky News on Tuesday, talking about a lost Leonardo Da Vinci masterpiece, a beachball, exo-solar planets, U2 and Apple. Go me! Here it is:

http://bit.ly/o75zp

Right, I think that's about it from me today, except to tell you that I love you! I love you SO HARD! I FREAKIN' LOVE YOU! I'd do ANYTHING for you! I'd fiddle about with my genes until I found the gene that gives you chainsaws in your head and I'd tweak it so that I grew chainsaws out of my head and then I would ask you for a list of everyone and everything that had ever, ever, upset or offended you in any way whatsoever however small and I'd go round to each person and thing on that list one after the other with my chainsaws sticking out of my head and I'd DESTROY THEM with my chainsaw head I'd just TEAR THEM TO BLOODY SHREDS with the CHAINSAWS in my HEAD I'd do that all for you I wouldn't stop until all traces of them had been UTTERLY DESTROYED because I love you THAT HARD!

Mwah mwah extrasuperduperhugs!

Yours sincerely

Mr Joel Andrew Veitch
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Founder of rathergood.com

I did my spot on sky news last night, talking about stories from the internet and stuff. I discussed a hidden Leonardo Da Vinci masterpiece, a beachball, exo-solar planets, U2 and Apple. Go me!

Here is a link to the aforementioned spot on Sky News