Posted in blog on February 24, 2009 by joelveitch
We released our song Bullion on Friday, and that very day the gold bullion price reached the historic high watermark of $1000 per ounce! Woohoo! Clearly we have hit on a way to get very very rich. I reckon we should write a series of songs about different commodities- when we release them their prices will shoot to historic milestone highs, and I will finally be rich enough to build my gigantic statue of myself from solid bullion!
If you're thinking of building a statue of yourself out of gold, you can get some delicious bullion here.
Posted in blog on February 05, 2009 by joelveitch
I tried out a happy bouncy kazoo-and-ukulele version of Hallelujah on the family this morning. Zak and Bliss absolutely loved it. Jacqui's reaction was "Oh God I thought it would never end"
It's clearly a winner. Hooray!
Posted in blog on February 03, 2009 by joelveitch
It's been snowing. Everything has ground to a halt because of the sodding snow. GOD-DAMN SNOWFLAKES! Lying motionless on the pavement, the tiny frigid hexagonal BASTARDS. They'll be MELTING into my DRAINS next, the cheeky uniquely-shaped fractal CUNTS! How would they like it if I started pissing all over their clouds?
Actually, I love pissing on clouds. vapoury airborne WANKERS! YEAH! Why don't they all just FUCK OFF BACK TO CLOUD LAND? If I had my way those clouds and all the fucking atmospheric gases would be jettisoned to the fucking moon. What a bunch of cunts those atmospheric gases are, blanketing Earth like some kind of invisible BASTARD. Yeah. And as for the LIQUIDS - what UTTER BASTARDS, taking up TWO THIRDS of our surface area like total morons.
Posted in blog on February 02, 2009 by joelveitch
We took the littles over to Granny's house in the car the other day. Bliss was enraged about this and kicked up some considerable fuss. Zak was wonderful- he leaned over to her all the way, cooing "Bliss, stop crying, it's OK". What a lovely little boy.
This morning a car alarm was going off for ages. Zak was sure it was a police car. He said "Police Car says nee naw and nee naw and nee naw" then, after it had been going for some time, he called out to it "Police Car, stop crying, it's OK". He called out to it over and over again, trying to calm it down. What a lovely little boy he really is. The alarm did eventually stop, so it obviously worked.
Posted in blog on January 30, 2009 by joelveitch
We took some photos of a normal day in the office. As you can see, we never take any chances.
See the whole set
here.
