Hellooooooooooo! And welcome to the 92nd EVER update from rathergood!

The things you think are nuts are actually not nuts at all! We've got a wonderful, incredible song about nuts for you! It's in a genre we like to call E-Funk!

http://rathergood.com/nuts

Isn't that amazing? I bet you feel enormously more well informed now than you were before you saw that! You see? Your life is better! FAR BETTER THAN IT WAS! All thanks to us and our song about nuts! It is all completely true! Amaze your friends with your new-found nut knowledge (or nutledge as we like to call it)!

You can get a wonderful Not A Nut tshirt here

http://bit.ly/3LrYOv

YEAH!

I put a bit of home video up this week. It is of a walk to the beach in Zakynthos, during which I discuss a variety of important issues:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivCt6ABcKKs

In other news, Fun With Pork was on the wonderful Attack Of The Show this week, at number 1 in their web chart!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4fqkDBkeg

Hoorays! Isn't that just LOVELY!

Did you know you can get a Fun With Pork tshirt from our lovely shop? Well YOU CAN! HERE!

http://bit.ly/hFdjX

I bunged a load of photos up on flickr again too

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joelveitch/

Hoorays again!

I guess that's about it from us for today, except to tell you that I LOVE YOU OH GOD I LOVE YOU SO HARD!

I love you so hard I'd go back in time to the year 1666 for you in a special time machine! And I'd start a fire! Just to show you how hard I love you I'd go back and start a fire in London in Pudding Lane! A really big one! I'd totally do that! And then you'd be able to look in the history books and tell that I'd gone back in time into history and started a fire in London in 1666 JUST FOR YOU!

A REALLY BIG HISTORICAL FIRE!

YEAH!

Right I'm off now I've got to go and be on the news talking about internets and all that jazz but remember how hard I love you and if you like you can see whether I've fulfilled my mission back in time to change history for you yet.

MWAH MWAH big sloppy kissed and superhugs!

Yours sincerely

Mr Joel Andrew Veitch Esquire Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes

Fun With Pork was on the wonderful Attack Of The Show last night at their number 1 web spot. Hoorays! Here it is!

Here is a little video of me walking to the beach in Zakynthos, while discussing some important matters.

Helloooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 91st EVER newsletter from rathergood!

We have got much joy for you today! We have the joy of pork for you! For we have Fun With Pork!

http://www.rathergood.com/pork

Isn't that wonderful! I hope you are full of porky joy! Also fear the Pork Monster! But not too much! For he is made of glorious Pork!

In other news, I've got another piece from Rather Good Videos to show you – this is 99 Problems, by Ice T, as performed by hardcore gangsta chinchillas!

http://www.rathergood.com/99_problems

YEAH! Woohoo!

Also, I took the best photo I have ever taken! Don't mess with mummy's little pugilist!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joelveitch/3919907802/

That's about it for this week, except to tell you that I love you! I love you SO HARD! I love you so hard I would punch myself over and over and over again in the groin for you! Over and over, punching myself and doing a dance! The “I am punching myself repeatedly in the groin” dance! I'd just keep on doing it for you! And I'd jump up and down and through the tears of agony I'd sing a song and the song would go “I love you I really really do, I love you lalalalalalalala” and I'd punch and punch myself and cry and sing and jump and cry and punch and cry and jump and sing and punch myself until you tell me you love me too.

You'd do that pretty quickly wouldn't you?

Because it would be a bit unpleasant if you took your time telling me you loved me too.

Yep, really unpleasant.

Anyway, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I LOVE YOU OH GOD YOU SMELL SO GOOD!

Mwah! Mwah! Superhugs!

Yours sincerely

Mr Joel Andrew Veitch Master Of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes

Come On Then!

Bliss was looking at a group of bigger boys, who had space hoppers. Zak had gone over to try and have a go on a space hopper but they had not let him. He gave up and went to play with a hula hoop.

Bliss, however, did not take kindly to this treatment of her big brother.

Her full name is Bliss Jamima Joy Aphrodite Veitch - what an apporopriate name we've given her!

She is 9 months old.