The Mighty Mzungu wrote:
The MIGHTY MZUNGU will not ravage those who speak with many tongues
from foreign lands. Those from the United States of America and other
nations over the ocean are welcome to speak their tongue as they will. But
MZUNGU is ENRAGED by such corruptions as "lolomgrolfmayo!11111one" or "your all gay" and he will CRUSH them.
The MIGHTY MZUNGU welcomes all who obey him and bids them partake of his beefs.
MZUNGU has spoken.
Wish I could see the MIGHTY MZUNGU crush
all those who type only in lower case, forget that caps start sentences and that periods end them.
Wish I could see the MIGHTY MZUNGU crush into oblivion
all those who begin sentences with "OMG" or "OMFG" and end each sentence with "LOL."