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 Post subject: Newsletter 152
Unread postPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:49 pm 
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Hellooooooooo! And welcome to the 152nd EVER newsletter from rathergood!

LOOK! A SQUIRREL IMPERSONATING A STAR TREK COMMUNICATOR! OMG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPAFgP1AAQ

That is TOTALLY AMAZING isn't it!

You can get the bits to make your own thingy with that amazing squirrel if you like. I've whacked them on the site under the video here:

http://www.rathergood.com/star_trek_squirrel

I think that's about it for today! Except to tell you that I LOVE you! I LOVE YOU SO HARD! I'd do ANYTHING for you!

I'll move to the tropics, and scratch off all the skin from my legs so they're all red raw and bleeding, then I'll go in to the deepest jungle and get on a raft and drift slowly down the tropical river, regularly dunking my bleeding legs in the water, so that they attract plenty of flies and things.

Once the thousands of maggots start erupting out of the rancid flesh of my rapidly disintegrating legs, I'll catch each individual one as it burrows free, and draw a tiny elaborate heart on it with a red pen, and I'll post it to you!

I'll do this with every single one of the thousands and thousands of maggots.

Then you'll appreciate me. Then you'll see how much I love you. Then you'll love me too.

Mwah mwah hugs and superkisses!

Yours sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice
Has eaten chicken madras for breakfast
Commander In Chief of Pork Force
Saver Of Old Ladies In Distress
Owner of Monster Truck
Experienced lawn mower
Finder of camouflaged flip-flops
Amateur Marine Biologist
Vaguely knowledgeable about steam engines
Paper Plane Expert
The man behind many of the Internet’s biggest online successes (London Evening Standard 6 October 2010)
Pie Master
Some bloke who makes cat videos on the internet (copyright Aleks Krotoski)
Kitten Wrangler Extraordinaire
Inventor of Hairy Tongue
Christmas Tree Decorator of some renown
Able to slow kittens to 1/40th the speed of a normal kitten
Fan of all ungulates
Moon Baron
Able to do a passable impersonation of a trumpeting elephant
Fixer of aircraft using glue, tape and bog roll
Cyborg Warrior
Repairer of small shock absorbers
Owner of a skin-tight lycra suit
Knower of some stuff about pulse jets
Able to identify many cartilaginous fish
Painter of RC cars
Able to fly a radio control plane briefly before crashing and destroying it
Knows what a lift pump is in a diesel engine
Understands clutch shoes

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