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Hellooooooooooooooooooooo! And welcome to the 155th EVER newsletter from rathergood!

It's winter now. I have a cold. But look, it's not all bad! LOOK! LOOK AT THIS LOVELY SONG!

http://www.rathergood.com/cold

You see? DO YOU SEE?

And look, I've made a sneezing kitten T-shirt, which is of course this winter's MUST HAVE fashion accessory:

http://upthear.se/sneezingcat

The song is on iTunes of course, it's from the album The Ham Machine which you should totally buy:

http://upthear.se/hammachine

Hey do you want to see what I look like on a normal day in the office? This is how I roll, biyaatches:

http://flic.kr/p/aCWMRz

Oh hey, look I saw the best thing ever ion the internets! It's a guy doing a real life Tiny Chainsaw dance and I love it!

http://youtu.be/YDi4X70Ky5s

I think that's about it for today, except to tell you that I love you. I love you SO HARD! I'd do ANYTHING for you!

I'd definitely do anything for love. I had a chat with Meatloaf about how he'd do anything for love but he won't do THAT. I was all like, hey, I'd totally do THAT for love. Infact, you know what, I'd do THAT anyway, don't really need to worry about the love bit. Actually you know what, I'll pay to do THAT. Hey how would you feel about doing THAT to me? For love? Or just for money, I'm fine with either.

I asked Meatloaf but he said no.

Mwah mwah superhugs!

Yours sincerely

Joel Veitch

Founder of rathergood.com
Member of the International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
Winner of 3 Webby Awards
Master of Arts (Electronic Media) Oxford Brookes
Bachelor of Arts (English and History) University of Leeds
Marksman (.22, 5.56, 7.62, LMG)
Former Sixer of Grey Six, 19th Forest Hill Cub Scouts
Former Member of MGS school cricket team
Former Sergeant, Combined Cadet Force (RAF Section)
Silver Swimming Badge
3rd best Cross Country runner in my class at age 12
Once had a letter published in the New Scientist
Attended one-night Pork Butchery Course
Keen amateur ukulele player
Bronze lifesavers swimming badge
Full clean driver's license
Passed Cycling Proficiency Test
A levels – English Literature, French and History, all grade A
GCSEs 7xA 2xB
Good understanding of the principals of flight
Good understanding of the principles of spelling
Winner of the Head's Prize for Progress, first year, Aylesford School
50 meters swimming badge
Once did a wee in a loo containing Dannii Minogue's wee
25 meters swimming badge
Amateur experimental rocket / meat scientist
Has caught piranhas on a hand line
Willing to learn semaphore if required
Able to sing The Girl From Ipanema and Mas Que Nada in Portuguese
Survivor of Trans-Atlantic Airplane Fire Horror
Wielder Of The Power Of Science
Inventor of the Dictator Finger Thingdicator
Defeater of Transformers (regardless of voltage)
Founder member of the super-secret League Of Internet Justice
Has eaten chicken madras for breakfast
Commander In Chief of Pork Force
Saver Of Old Ladies In Distress
Owner of Monster Truck
Experienced lawn mower
Finder of camouflaged flip-flops
Amateur Marine Biologist
Vaguely knowledgeable about steam engines
Paper Plane Expert
The man behind many of the Internet’s biggest online successes (London Evening Standard 6 October 2010)
Pie Master
Some bloke who makes cat videos on the internet (copyright Aleks Krotoski)
Kitten Wrangler Extraordinaire
Inventor of Hairy Tongue
Christmas Tree Decorator of some renown
Able to slow kittens to 1/40th the speed of a normal kitten
Fan of all ungulates
Moon Baron
Able to do a passable impersonation of a trumpeting elephant
Fixer of aircraft using glue, tape and bog roll
Cyborg Warrior
Repairer of small shock absorbers
Owner of a skin-tight lycra suit
Knower of some stuff about pulse jets
Able to identify many cartilaginous fish
Painter of RC cars
Able to fly a radio control plane briefly before crashing and destroying it
Knows what a lift pump is in a diesel engine
Understands clutch shoes
Loop-the-looper extraordinaire!
Getting less bad at soldering

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