will you just SOD OFF! out of all of the people i could be interested in, i am not remotely interested in you!! generally i'm quite a forgiving person but hey, i guess you're the exception to the rule

actually, i think i've got a bloody good reason to hate you. but basically;
i do not want to visit you.
i do not want to meet up with you.
i do not want to go for a drink with you.
i do not want to be taken out by you.
i do not want to do something 'fun and different' with you because that 'would make everything less awkward'.
i do not want to be taken for a nice lunch by you.
i do not want you to come visit me.
i do NOT want to go and stay with you.
i will not waste my credit replying to your texts.
i will no longer waste my time trying to come up with nice ways to continually turn you down. actually, i stopped doing that a few months ago. now i'm wasting my time responding at all since you cannot seem to get that I AM NOT BLOODY INTERESTED.
i will no longer waste my time responding to you fullstop - 'cause apparantly being a cranky bitch doesn't work anymore.
why do you even want to see me??
'cause it'd be a laugh'. i really doubt that.
'cause i want to see you'. you haven't seen me in two years, why do you want to see me now?
'i just want you in my life somehow'. AH HAHAHAHA! wait.. just wait a second. i think i might need an operation because my SIDES ARE SPLITTING. seriously man, what the f*ck?

i tell you i seriously doubt a friendship could ever work between us. you reply with 'you're probably rite friendship wouldnt work but why dont we try hanging out and having a laugh together see how it goes?'. oh right, so what exactly is it that you have in mind then, hmm? OHH, i get it! wow. some length you're going to my friend, shame it's going to get you absolutely nowhere.
you had your chance. you f*cked it up, and now you can f*ck off and leave me alone because i am not, and will never be interested in you ever again. not as a friend, not as anything else.