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Aaah! *hugs Susie*

On a more cynical note, here's what I'd have liked to have said to people who pursued me out of their drives talking to me like I was an idiot when I had the nerve to put a pizza leaflet through their door.

Have you got nothing better to do with your life?

Ever heard of a recycling bin?

You'd be the first to moan if I stayed on the dole and wasted the money of decent taxpayers like you.

How many miles have you walked today?

Don't bother ringing my boss. He'll tell you you're a wanker as well.

and piece de resistance...

If I threw a stick, would you go back inside?

I might actually use that one day. Remember, lots of people don't like junk mail but politeness costs nothing.

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Ta Dawickerman. *hugs*

That wasn't aimed at you.

random fat girl that follows me around EVERYWHERE at school: none of us actually like you, and it's fucking obvious that you only hang around with us 'cause you fancy me. it's absolutely pathetic; either say something so i can reject you and make you feel as unnatractive and generally pathetic as you really are, or just fuck off.

random fat guy: we really don't like you, ok? just fuck off. you're even more sarcastic than me, and you don't even do it in a humorous way, it's just annoying, ok? you're also rediculousely annoying, you're just a waste of everyone's time, ok? (i actually said most of this to him a few weeks ago when i was completely pissed... but he didn't actually listen for some uknown reason...)

jim: as much as i love your moobies, you really need to lose some weight...

henry: you're a complete ass-hole at times... either shut up, calm down or fuck off.

the girl who i fancy the hell out of: you are absolutely perfect in every way. as much as i'd love to say "will you go out with me?" that sounds rediculousely fucking cliche, so it's a sentance i'd really like to avoid...

Mr Coxwell - I'm soo glad you weren't in today, cos' without a doubt, your lesson is the MOST boring hour of every week! Man, you suck!

Mr Thomas - Man, learnt to keep the volume down when you're accompani-ing! You drown EVERYONE out! Suckfest!

Charlie - I would dearly like to sit down for a couple of hours, and just play the piano for a while. It would be delightful! Love

Hmm.... who else.....

Jon - Liar liar pants on fire! teehee

Rathergood forum - I LOVE YOU ALL!

I know this is the what you can't say thread, but i just felt that had to be said

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That rant was possibly the biggest turn on ever haha

Big Gay Martin - Shut the fuck up about Pete Doherty being a "poet", he is a JUNKIE! who's marrying a JUNKIE! Why don't you take the next natural step from masturbating over his picture to actually injecting heroin right into your penis as a personal homage. GOD! who gives a shit about lyrics in music, all you posing bastards claiming to like this band and that band because they're lyrically complex? WOOP DE F**KIN DO! I hate people looking down their nose at me because of music i like, as mixed as it may be - ITS JUST F**KING MUSIC. I wouldnt piss on pete doherty if he was on fire, i could find any number of drug addicts playing guitars in town and no-one makes a big deal about them.

Hot rugby guys girl pal - STOP TOUCHING HIM! YOU'RE RUINING THE FANTASY FOR EVERYONE!

The people selling the snapfax all over uni - I swear to our lord Sandra i will end up clotheslining you if you try and sell me one again.


And my last long winded effort

Snagglebeast - Last year when i first met you, i had no problems with you ( i ignored the fact you laugh like a dying warthog) and you seemingly didnt have a problem with me, even when my bro and your sis broke up. Then out of the blue you start ignoring me and word gets around that i'm supposedly bullying you! WTF? i've only ever carried on by calling you a lez and you done it back, and it was seemingly all in good homour. Then i worked out that you were jealous that i was getting friendly with your guy mates. SO WHAT??? As if that wasn't bad enough, when i pull you up about it you start calling me a fat lesbian and the ugliest person you ever seen!! Ladies and gentlemen i apologise for this, but this was the creature that was calling me ugly (ironically she was voted 2nd sexiest male in her year)
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She may not seem that bad, but trust me she couldve been an extra in aliens.

Now snagglebeast, after i tore you a new arsehole your sister phoned my brother to tell me to back off and that she found you crying on the floor at home. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO GO THAT FAR, BUT GOD YOU WOULD FAN THE FLAMES! Oh aye, and stop telling people i'm "the beast",when that is part of your nickname. I would prefer "The abominable snow dyke" or "It".

whew

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Christopher Critter- I really like you.

Lora- ARGH..you should really think of giving Mark more leash..I'm not sure if it's you or him, but he's being a jerk and not taking our goofy joking like jokes..
not to mention the fact that I helped you two mend your relationship a bit, and all I get is rude remarks when I'm talking/teasing/joking with Mark. HE's my best friend, for crying out loud. GET OVER IT.
BOth of you!!

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clicky please

Mr Davies: PLEASE get some deoderent, you really wif!
Lidya: stop staring at me, your ok, but i don't want to go out with you.
Garry: STOP POKING ME YOU IGNORANT BAFFOON!
Mrs beavers: All the word on the swearotron don't sum you up.
YOU ARE A F*****G C**T AND A SPECKY T**T AND A A STUPID GIT.

You know who you are - You're so short, please die

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Britain - number one for childhood obesity, teenage pregnancy, childhood athsma, adult illiteracy, alcohol related death and heart disease....were just a nation of eating, drinking, wheezing, stupid, shagging lardy bastards....CHAMPIONS!!!

I know exactly how that guy feels. I take it he's a small chap?

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Teh Amberz- "Or calling all biscuits cookies. How do you then differentiate between cookies and other types off biscuit?"

Quite, but that's not what's pissing me off, he makes fun of my hieght, i make fun of his

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Britain - number one for childhood obesity, teenage pregnancy, childhood athsma, adult illiteracy, alcohol related death and heart disease....were just a nation of eating, drinking, wheezing, stupid, shagging lardy bastards....CHAMPIONS!!!

"Not only if you get that lip piercing will you look incredibly retarded, inherit a speach impediment and damage your gums, I'll never speak to you again. Just like the last time you brought it up."

Gabe- FUCK OFF FOR A BIT!! I TOLD you I was busy..that means STOP IMing me..
dude..
get over it! I'M not interested in you. I was for a bit, but it's gone..done for. YOU're taken..I'm not going to be your toy. I'M sorry if you don't like that. I don't trust you and I don't like you as anything ;more than a friend.
now BUGGER OFF!!

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clicky please

Hey, Susie,

If that's you in your new avatar you don't have to worry about how your hair looks!

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I would love to rag you one.

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Daddy says grass will make me strong...

alot of my exes were shorter than me....

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Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti
{follow your own road, and let people talk}

- Dante's Inferno


"Well, to be honest, pandas have really dug their own graves, cos they only eat bamboo and they don't like sex!"

I'm not even bothering to change her name here, I'm so angry.

Rochelle: Fuck off. You really deserve a slap, and if I see your face again, I'm going to be the person who gives it to you. I have anger issues, and I will not try to control them if I do see you. You think you're it, don't you? Well, put an s and a h it front of it.

Sorry, rant over. I'm so mad, I'm shaking. And I never get mad.

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Taller guys always want smaller (and i mean very smaller) girls, shorter guys have always been better in my opinion. Hell , all of my ex's are shorter than me.

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Britain - number one for childhood obesity, teenage pregnancy, childhood athsma, adult illiteracy, alcohol related death and heart disease....were just a nation of eating, drinking, wheezing, stupid, shagging lardy bastards....CHAMPIONS!!!

I want to tell Clair I love her.


but wait I CAN!!!!!

Craig- You're absolutely adorable. Not joking, in any way..I'm pretty sure that If you lived here you'd not be worrying too much about being single..*grins*

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All beings are fond of themselves, they like pleasure, they hate pain, they shun destruction, they like life and want to live long. To all, life is dear; hence their life should be protected. -Mahavira
clicky please

Tell her through the medium of modern dance/balloon modelling

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Britain - number one for childhood obesity, teenage pregnancy, childhood athsma, adult illiteracy, alcohol related death and heart disease....were just a nation of eating, drinking, wheezing, stupid, shagging lardy bastards....CHAMPIONS!!!

god, the amount of times i've said that to people... or words to that effect, anyway... why the fuck do people want to pierce their LIP?!?! i can understand nose and ears, but lip?

If people just told people what they want to tell them straight away, life would be so much simpler and I wouldn't've embarrassed both you and myself that time...

Gabe- your a fucking moron i don't want to hear about how you almost impregnated your girlfriend by dry humping and if she did get preganant and your thinking about running i'm going to kick you in the face! you will stay with that girl and your baby.

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How old is Gabe, my fellow ninja?

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Teh Amberz- "Or calling all biscuits cookies. How do you then differentiate between cookies and other types off biscuit?"

Lip piercings are hot, I think. If it's a ring it can go anywhere on the bottom lip but if it's a stud it should be big and round and in the centre. I think lip piercings are hot.

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