Good thing my internet was down this afternoon. I would have had a rant using lots of words ending in loody, ucking, hit, probably unt and possibly worse! I should have but couldn't even talk about it while i was still at work, i was so angry i wanted to explode and i know i would have used the same words mentioned above. I'll put it all in a much more effective, nice little polite email to the right people when i'm ready (i've got two weeks coz it's half term.. or summin..).
First of all:
It took you a whole week (!) to notice i was at home dealing with the vomiting bug instead of being at work?! Nice
Second (also to a 2nd person):
You seem to be the expert on cataloging software so you decided this was the best software for me to work with everyday. Apart from the fact that it's the single most user unfriendly software i have EVER seen in my entire life (and i've seen a lot). It's not working. So fix it. Don't send me emails telling me it's up and running when it's actually up but not running (or even walking). Don't tell the management it's up and running when it isn't to make me look like a whiney/lazy person. I heard you saying "It IS working. She just needs to get on with it."
. How dare you?!
But you finally got it right! I desperately need to get on with it! I've been sitting around waiting till it's time to go home for months now and it's gone from being boring and frustrating to being depressing and frustrating. I've had enough of this. You're an IT bloke, your job is making everybody else's job possible or easier. You are doing the exact opposite just coz you don't want to admit you got it wrong! Get over it! Do your job properly so i can finally get on with mine.
*summons Mzungu to zap IT bloke Micha to oblivion*