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I seriously do not understand what your game is. And i'm not sure you do either.

I do know that i don't feel like changing the rules.

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shitfuckdamn!

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meh.

If you really are going back to upside down land (knowing you it could just be you talking out of yer erse). I will actually miss you.

-EDIT- You utter f-ing Scottish bastard! I knew it!

Your little scheme is not going to work though.. *points at post at the top of the page*

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1) Are you appearing mean, because you like me?

2) At rotsah le-mees'adah im li?

3) We got the DVDs but we still need more monkeys!!!

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Type slowly, will ya? 'Dis aint ma friggin' mutha languidge!

Emu:"Stop being a wanker and running off to the pub without me"

don't care tbh. you're being a prick. at least im moving away in a few months.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

Surely you realised turning off the phone line would also turn off your Internet access?

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I wrote a book...

I actually can't do triangles, but nevermind.

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meh.

That's rich coming from you! Why don't you set an example and get rid of that solid gold sword then?!

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Please stop it

Male Parental Unit #1.0. You shouted at me last week for putting on the central heating, which heats all the rooms, as it costs money. I was drying clothes on most of the radiators as you had left washing out in the pouring down rain. When I came back today, the central heating was on, all of the rooms were heated up... but you weren't drying any washing.

Last week you shouted at me for having a ten minute shower, this morning, your shower clocked up an impressive 20 minutes of constant boiler action.

Female Parental Unit #1.0. Please, when you phone me, if I don't answer, there's usually a reason, a) I'm trying to get my phone, or b) I'm not near my phone. When you phone a second time straight after, if I don't answer, it's because of situation b). Please don't ring a third time straight away, and then complain that I never answer the phone. Just phone again in an hours time, as I may have the phone nearby then.

Both Parental Units. Merry Christmas, I do love you both, though you annoy me greatly at times! x

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Oh herro

You have angered me. Shush now.

Where the blazes are you and why are you not here?

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

Fucksocks!
Hooray!
Congratulations.
Best of luck!
I'm sure you'll do fine.
We'll do better next time!

And to someone else... we're worth it- please, grow old with me.

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meh.

Good thing my internet was down this afternoon. I would have had a rant using lots of words ending in loody, ucking, hit, probably unt and possibly worse! I should have but couldn't even talk about it while i was still at work, i was so angry i wanted to explode and i know i would have used the same words mentioned above. I'll put it all in a much more effective, nice little polite email to the right people when i'm ready (i've got two weeks coz it's half term.. or summin..).

First of all:
It took you a whole week (!) to notice i was at home dealing with the vomiting bug instead of being at work?! Nice

Second (also to a 2nd person):
You seem to be the expert on cataloging software so you decided this was the best software for me to work with everyday. Apart from the fact that it's the single most user unfriendly software i have EVER seen in my entire life (and i've seen a lot). It's not working. So fix it. Don't send me emails telling me it's up and running when it's actually up but not running (or even walking). Don't tell the management it's up and running when it isn't to make me look like a whiney/lazy person. I heard you saying "It IS working. She just needs to get on with it.". How dare you?!

But you finally got it right! I desperately need to get on with it! I've been sitting around waiting till it's time to go home for months now and it's gone from being boring and frustrating to being depressing and frustrating. I've had enough of this. You're an IT bloke, your job is making everybody else's job possible or easier. You are doing the exact opposite just coz you don't want to admit you got it wrong! Get over it! Do your job properly so i can finally get on with mine.

*summons Mzungu to zap IT bloke Micha to oblivion*

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IT blokes are *always* terrible. i'm reasonably computer literate and even i could do a better job with sorting out the computers in the art room than our guy, Steve. uggh.

all they do is come in, you tell them what's wrong. when *they* look at it, typically it'll work, then as soon as they go it stops working. so you call them back, and this time it definately isn't working.. then they go "Hmm, that should be working.." and go and take it away to "look at it".



to someone else: is you deaded?

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www.myspace.com/purebrightstar deviantART

Why do you do this every year? A couple of days before Christmas it's always "Oh, I've got so much to do" and then when I offer to help, you don't organise yourself so I CAN help. Frustrating.

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I wrote a book...

No kittens this year?

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meh.

i miss you soooo much! it sucks. counting down the days til you get back and life will be sunny again. it's crazy just how much of a loss i feel when you aren't about... damnit! i'm also very annoyed that you have broke down the walls that i built up so quickly. but i'll forgive you. cos you are ace

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Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti
{follow your own road, and let people talk}

- Dante's Inferno


"Well, to be honest, pandas have really dug their own graves, cos they only eat bamboo and they don't like sex!"

I sit and smell your letter when I'm bored. It smells of girl.

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Always tired.

I'm only doing this coz i love you.

*gives ewe a kick up the backside you will remember for the rest of your life*

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Ugh.

I'm not sure this is worth it, but I would really like to go to Louisville.

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meh.

You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool...

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I wrote a book...

Happy New Year hugs, M. Two years no see, now.

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Lord Summerisle! Can't you see I'll be missed without bacon soup on my head?

http://www.freespiritz.net/Choicecuts.htm

Oy, that was quite disappointing, eh?

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Emu:"Stop being a wanker and running off to the pub without me"

You look foolish. This makes me lol.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

I really had forgotten my bag. Then you were gone.

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Type slowly, will ya? 'Dis aint ma friggin' mutha languidge!

Emu:"Stop being a wanker and running off to the pub without me"