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I really don't know what to do with you. It's not like i don't like you. It's not that i don't find you attractive. It's that over the past 2 years you have proven you're a complete idiot which is a great asset for a friend not so much for a boyfriend. And then there is the pushing and pulling thing... it is confusing! Stop doing that! Oh and while you're at it.. also stop sending me messages or calling me at ridiculous hours. Also Onio will kill me for even considering going on a date with you which would be a problem coz i have a lot of things on.

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After the shit my friend Claire's pulled over she's chosen to start seeing there's no way I could ever be angry at someone over who they chose too go out with.

I may still consider one to be a complete idiot though depending on who.

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"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
- Seth Gecko

It's Mr. McAccent.

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There are plenty of men who aren't complete jerks...

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meh.

True dat, be nice if people actually got with those men though.

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"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
- Seth Gecko

Wouldn't it?

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meh.

Yeah.. shame they don't hang out at same pubs i hang out.

Anyway... it's just a date (about time i had my first ever). He's not doing it to get into my whatsits and he's been trying to get me to date him (on and off) for almost 4 years now so he deserves some credit for persistence innit.

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After four years he deserves a good shagging!
Four years! Are you trying to make "hard to get" into an artform?

I'm only joking, of course. Have fun on your date.

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meh.

LOLZ! Well it's not just me. One of the many other problems is... he keeps legging it.... like today.

I give up.

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He is rubbish. Kick him in the balls.

To a member of this forum, I have a job, please don't hate me for it, I want to tell you, but I know it's a sore subject

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Oh herro

He dared to send me a text just now. Sorry i have been working a lot bla, bla. Can we dine next tuesday?

Excuse me while i LOL! Coz you must be joking!

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Ooooooo, what does he do? Is he a spy?

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meh.

LOL! What makes you say that?

But no he isn't.

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I was picturing a Sean Connery type Scot, and the disappearing act could be excused if he was on a mission!

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meh.

oic! yeah that makes sense

But no, he doesn't look like Sean Connery. He does look very Scottish though. There was this bloke on the beeb tuesday evening looked EXACTLY like him only 15 years older. The eyes, the nose, mouth, general shape of face, eyebrows even! He even did the same very thing with his eyebrows he does and he had the same cheecky smile! It a bit was scary tbh.

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Oi, Karen Stuart!

BUY A FUCKING ADVERT AND STOP FUCKING ME ABOUT, YOU USELESS FUCKING TWAT

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Oh herro

....
wow.

This appeared to have worked! She bought a full page today!

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Oh herro

never underestimate the power of the forum

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Hey, easy! You already have a boyfriend, remember?

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Type slowly, will ya? 'Dis aint ma friggin' mutha languidge!

Emu:"Stop being a wanker and running off to the pub without me"

No and stop means just that you fucking idiot, no and stop.

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"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
- Seth Gecko

Yuergh, your face makes my tummy turn over. One of us should wear a paper bag... I nominate you!

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meh.

OI, ROSS LAYTON!! YOU'RE A LOVELY BLOKE, BUT PLEASE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, BUY AN ADVERT, IT'LL MEAN I HAVE THE MONEY TO FIX MY UKULELE/BUY A NEW UKULELE FOR A GIG NEXT WEEK

(It's worked once?... who knows)

Also, Líam's colleagues, stop making unfunny remarks about us to him, he isn't as thick skinned as me!!

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Oh herro

How much for an ad? I might buy one just to get you to stop shouting.

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meh.

Base card rates :

Full page colour : £1,250
Half page colour : £750
Quarter page colour : £400

But I can offer discounts

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Oh herro

On second thought; shout away, young man. Shout away.

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meh.