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Jaffa Hake
 Post subject: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:01 pm 
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Courtesy of Michael Lubic (spam haiku.com)

Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?


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Kim Jong-il
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:41 pm 
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Spam Haiku (Kris Ball)

For free viagra
You just have to click this link
Get a stiffy quick

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Ghoul
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:36 am 
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enlarge your manhood
safely and naturally
impress the ladies

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merman
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:18 pm 
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You won lottery!
Send your bank details right now
Disappointment follows

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zebbor
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:58 pm 
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With reference to all of the above, SPAM is actually made from a variety of porcine appendages and organs, which in their natural form could horrify even the participants of I'm a has-been / get me on the telly.
With regard to long pink stiff things, saveloys and frankfurters and all things sausage-like, are made from very similar ingredients.
My bank account number is " ############13 " however I took all the money out, and spent it on cock-a-leeky soup.( a chicken and leek soup ) I don't like spam.

Strangely , both spam and viagra-enhanced pink stiff things are both referred to as Pork.

Why is spam now so prestigious and expensive, when it used to be a cheap alternative to real meat.

Why is shit in your email called spam?

Why does spam spell maps backwards?

Why, if you take away the letters "s" and "m" from the word spam and substitute them with "c" and "r" then re-arrange the remaining letters does it spell "crap"?

So many questions

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Valiumgodmother
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:53 am 
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You're an eccentric one, aren't you............?
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Got a tiny cock?
Buy my magic ointment now!
Turn cock to turkey!

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merman
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:51 am 
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From Nigeria
Opportunity calling
Or 419 scam?

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zebbor
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:57 pm 
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I have a giant cock , much like boris johnson,only his is a hen, maybe I should contact him with a view to producing enormous eggs.

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Valiumgodmother
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:44 pm 
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Do you actually know what a Haiku is?

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zebbor
 Post subject: Re: Spam Haiku
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:31 pm 
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I don't have a clue
the meaning of a Haiku
and I don't like Spam

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