So ( and I'm sorry to butt in here ) I feel that this use ( or abuse? ) of brackets is actually rather fantastic. ( Indeed! )
On another note...
I have a perfectly good wife,
please stop beaming ideas into my otherwise blissfully empty head. ( By the way it's HER empty head )
( ERROR, ERROR )
Thank you. Please get your story straight in the future - as a result, you've caused me to ponder whether or not I'm supposed to be excited by your admittance to masturbation.
edit : unless you're a lesbian, of course. Though that just makes me wonder as to who the three eyed gentleman in your profile picture is?
I AM the three eyed gentlewoman/man/alien ( You are SO under-educated with the trans genus/species/gender thing ) and I would be a lesbian ( if I was a (PROPER) woman, but I'm not), I'd be gay if I was a real man, and I would be alienexual (if I was a pure Alien,) but alas ( I'm none )
EVERYBODY MASTURBATES at some point during their lives( It's natural) although most don't like to admit it, but DO IT ( It's good for you)
Sorry for the over-use of brackets, ( but I like them <A lot>), ( Hyphons are good too )-(sometimes)/ and these new-fangled /forward slash things
lots of love to all, Zebbor(the part man/woman/alien ,bracket and hyphon AND forward slash liker ) TTPFN (and them arrow things I used earlier )