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Here's the game: you give an answer, it can be any answer apart from "yes" or "no" and the next person comes up with a question for it and then makes up an answer for the person after them to make a question for.



I'll start:

It causes knee pain.

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Are you a sardine?

Because I got high.

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"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
- Seth Gecko

How did your involvement in the remake of the film Vertigo start?


Blue bananas

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What was the result of your Antarctic trip?


Approximately seven and a half.

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Always tired.

How many dwarves are killed each year in panto-related incidents?

A french viking

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Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti
{follow your own road, and let people talk}

- Dante's Inferno


"Well, to be honest, pandas have really dug their own graves, cos they only eat bamboo and they don't like sex!"

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Anal seepage.

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"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
- Seth Gecko

What slows down the sexual assault upon a gay ferret?

Frog discos.

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What is the name given to an activity engaged in by bored children with access to an old turntable and a few frogs?


bruised palette

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What do you get if you don't relax your mouth muscles?

So cats can use the Rosetta Stone with greater ease.

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Why did they invent granite scratching post learning stations?

kinked zippers

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Why shouldn't I dance while putting on my pants?

Claymation exercise videos.

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Why is Morph's friend Delilah a lot fitter than she used to be?

Bogies

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After Popcorn what is the most popular projectile of choice to be aimed at the annoying freak sat in front of you at the cinema?


Gay Pirates

What group of hardy sea-dog types would be most likely to hold you at knife-point and say in an effeminate manner " ooooh walk me gang plank"?

Radioactive baboon

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Pigs might fly!

What is the simian sub genus and power of the new anime character from the East?

Perfectly feckless

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How would you describe Simon Cowell for unleashing the horror that is Jedward on the British public?

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

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What was Tony Blair expecting for christmas in 2005?

Tied up trouser legs

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How do you make twister harder than necessary?

three toed sloth rape

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What is the slowest sexual crime you can commit in the South American rainforest?

Angle grinder

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Who was the woman who married the Eiffel Tower?

pickled bacon sauce

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what is Joel going to make his next cooking video about baking vanilla cakes with?



The pope would dance with a gorilla.

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To raise money for endangered species, what church leader would mark their dance card for the African apes at the big charity ball?

Standing in the way of control

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Yeah, pretty sure the pope is only into making money for himself.

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meh.

What is the U.S. Constitution doing to Obama?



forty-two.

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What's is my brother's house number?


Green eggs and ham

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