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Start lacing it with ipecac. That will learn the bastard.

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meh.

Oi, stop taking my diazepam/Valium.

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Of course I don't read the book. I have google.

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meh.

enough's enough. arse.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

GOOOO AWAYYYY, already.

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meh.

Give me the fucking job!

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Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti
{follow your own road, and let people talk}

- Dante's Inferno


"Well, to be honest, pandas have really dug their own graves, cos they only eat bamboo and they don't like sex!"

Wait till I get this new job, then I'm going to bore you with work stories all evening

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I wrote a book...

Dad, after your freakout in March where you basically called me a lazy slob, called my stepbrother an arsehole because he also commented on the way you speak to people and insulted my Fiancee, you've had a lot of time to think. Mostly because i haven't spoken to you. You are beyond the scope of my internal profanity dictionary.

I was proud to stand at my graduation with the people that meant most to me, with 3 out of the 4 not even being blood relatives. It was like it was said in the speech, the people that were with me were those who helped me through. What did you do? You ruined my one night off work in a year after 9 hours in the lab and a shitload of all night essay writing because you felt the need to inform me that my house was filthy? OF COURSE IT F**KING WAS!!!! And of course, it's not MY house is it? I'M just renting it and you're the landlord. WHAT KIND OF A F**KING LANDLORD HAS THE RIGHT TO COMMENT ON MY HOUSEKEEPING? You've got it into your head that i just lounge around and do nothing. I was working my arse off to get a good degree and yet that doesn't matter, because the dishes weren't done? Because the house is generally a mess? I don't get to spend much time in the flat to myself because i'm either working or doing uni work. The way you spoke to me was disgusting, you do and have always done so like i am beneath you, like i'm a piece of shite!

F**king choke, you aren't fit to be a father. And to anyone you tell that thinks i'm out of line, this was just the straw that broke the camel's back. Your wife has tried desperatley to get me to talk to you, but i always refuse. If she hears of the stuff that you've said/done in the past, i bet she would punch you in your man vegetables.

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Britain - number one for childhood obesity, teenage pregnancy, childhood athsma, adult illiteracy, alcohol related death and heart disease....were just a nation of eating, drinking, wheezing, stupid, shagging lardy bastards....CHAMPIONS!!!

I really, really hope you're not going to crash and burn this time around... especially since you seem to be going a 1000 mph AGAIN and not only that... you're moving across the ocean.

What if life just turns out to be life even in NY, what if this lady turns out to be less than perfect? I can actually guarantee you both, because no matter where you live, life just is more or less mundane. You will have to get up in the morning cos bills need to be paid etc... and nobody is perfect (even if you do worship the ground she walks on) and nobody is going to MAKE you happy.

I really do hope i'm wrong and you actually do realise life just is what you make it.

Best of luck.. i'll miss you even though i haven't seen you much over the past year.

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The end of this sentence contradicts the beginning, therefore it is deep and clever.

I thought the sun shone out your arse. You said that you had lived in a loveless marriage for two years and so you left. I could respect that. What i cannot respect is you leaving behind your two girls to go live in Ireland with a girl you barley know and her kid.

You have no respect for your former wife even though she is bringing up your kids. If you were my man i would have ended you. Take your mid-life crisis and shove it up your arse.

Our brother may defend you, but i will not take that away from him. He still holds you in high esteem. I just hope the girls forgive you. To a kid, it will always seem like you love your new squeeze and her kid more than them, you can't charm your way out of that one.

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Britain - number one for childhood obesity, teenage pregnancy, childhood athsma, adult illiteracy, alcohol related death and heart disease....were just a nation of eating, drinking, wheezing, stupid, shagging lardy bastards....CHAMPIONS!!!

"agh!" right back at ya! If you've got something to say, just say it... otherwise stop calling me from hidden numbers.

Oh, and if you do manage to string a sentence together next time... try not to communicate like a woman. I'm sorry, but i don't get vague hints, especially if they're related to some stupid 15 year old film i haven't even seen.

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The end of this sentence contradicts the beginning, therefore it is deep and clever.

your face makes me cross. you turn me into such a bad person. piss off!



can we just go back to the inappropriate texts with nothing more? that was good.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

You say I'm being childish when I did all the chores for nearly a week, along with caring for my pets, my baby, and my husband, and got nothing but shit for it. And now you want to go party like you're MY AGE when you're my MOM and I have to act YOUR AGE. Thanks. Thanks a whole lot. Oh, and the comments about "You shouldn't have had a baby" and "I wish you'd GONE to college" and "You're husband is probably a jerk" are ticking me off. Thanks Mom


And you, you are SO RELIGIOUS it's MELTING MY BRAIN. Stop it! I get it. I'm not Christian, your family is, I'm not Catholic, your family is, I married your son, and I'm not "Light" but "Dark" and might taint his precious Christianity. SO WHAT. It was his choice, just like it will be my choice to "convert," if I ever decide to. You push me away, your belief is frightening, and I want nothing of it. AND NO I WON'T GET RID OF MY STUFF AND BUY MORE LATER.

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All beings are fond of themselves, they like pleasure, they hate pain, they shun destruction, they like life and want to live long. To all, life is dear; hence their life should be protected. -Mahavira
clicky please

grrrrr @ you! shut up about dead people. and about how souls don't exist. and about dissecting your pets. I don't want to hear it. I also don't want to hear how 'middle class' you are, even if you were actually middle class I wouldn't give any kind of fuck, but being as you're actually not, it's even more annoying! grrrrrrrrr!

you're really irritating and if i have to speak to you again this week i will smack you.

stop bloody calling me that! and stop telling me I'm thick, because I'm not.

sorry can we erase all that bit? no? bugger.

don't want to get into all that with anyone, really.

i miss youuu!

you're still an irritating fuckwit, your hair is and always was stupid and you're a complete fuck up. also irish thinks you're creepy and a right stalker

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

Back the fuck off, I know what went down and your stupid denials will not wash with me. You ever attempt to go near him again and I will punch your face in. And then scratch out your eyes with a blunt spoon. Stupid bitch-faced, cock-nosed slut!!!! I hope you fucking drown.

And you, don't go. It makes me feel terrified and empty and terrified and sick and alone.

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Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti
{follow your own road, and let people talk}

- Dante's Inferno


"Well, to be honest, pandas have really dug their own graves, cos they only eat bamboo and they don't like sex!"

Dear GVB,

plastering the walls of your '70's underground carriages with pictures of the London underground doesn't actually make them or you, look any better (in a "look how good the underground could have looked if we'd bothered to do some proper maintenance" kind of way). Granted... the pictures of the underground in India do.. (in a "hhmm... okay, so it could have been worse" kind of way), still.. feeling a bit uneasy with getting stared at from every angle... even though i know they're just looking into the lens.

How about you do some actual maintenance instead of sticking art on the walls? (Let's not even get into the debate weather or not snapshots of other underground carriages anyone could have taken is even art) Or better yet replace the antique carriages with some new ones that actually work? FAST! Instead of a couple of years from now.

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The end of this sentence contradicts the beginning, therefore it is deep and clever.

sort yourself out, arse.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

I really miss the way things were.

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I don't think I want you anymore.

I miss you so much and I cry most days. I want you to have a good time and I want this to be amazing for you, but if I'm completely honest, I wish you had never gone. It's too long until I get to hold your hand again.

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Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti
{follow your own road, and let people talk}

- Dante's Inferno


"Well, to be honest, pandas have really dug their own graves, cos they only eat bamboo and they don't like sex!"

Thinking of you. . take care. . .

Why can't you cope with the fact that I'm ill - not just "now and then", but permanently?

I've got to go to hospital tomorrow for more tests, and yet I can't find the words to talk to you about it.

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I wrote a book...

Of course I did, it's the only thing I can do to feel slightly less used. Who the hell behaves like you have, anyway? Not doing that again. Confusing bastard.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"

I wish I'd never met you. It would have saved me a whole lot of pain and hurt.

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Learn to answer the fucking door you selfish bitch. Living downstairs doesn't automatically make it my job, I'm never in and usually asleep if I am.

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Otot: "Should I grow antlers for you?"
Rich: "As ugly as petty theft"