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The Metaphysics of Playing Cards (answer - conclusion)

And so, it appears that we may be entering a period of understanding where physics, cosmology and philosophy converge into the realisation that the whole wonderful, vast, unimaginable structure of creation may be based on nothing more than random non-existent pseudo-objects. Where is the room for a system of ethics in such a cosmos? If we are here, not by design, but as a random consequence of mathematical theory, then how do we provide a structure for our spiritual lives? It is here that the real meaning of the joker in the pack comes to the fore. It represents, as you say, the invention of God, but more than that it repreresents the greatest joke of them all- that no matter how long and hard we search there will never be an underlying purpose or meaning to our lives, as there is no underlying purpose or meaning to the existence of the cosmos as a whole, of which we are but one miniscule part.

Can we abandon our quest for enlightenmnet and despair at this revelation? It would be easy to do so, but we must see this as an opportunity for a flowering of our spiritual minds and a throwing-off of conceptual boundaries imposed by the Judaeo-Christian ethics on which our society is based. In a world where there is no meaning, the only meaning can be the glory of the the great cycle itself. When there is no prime mover, then the value is in the universe itself and not its cause. The cards tell us that far from searching for the Will of God, and a principle to follow, that we ourselves are god, that as a part of this wonderous creation in which we find oursleves there is no greater force than that creation itself. We must glory in the harmony of the universe, and attempt to see our lives as a part of this billion-year epic, rather than as the pitifully short snapshot for which we are conscious. We must clear our minds of the mundanities of every-day existence, the inconsequential mundana that cloud our perception, and bask in the light of the knowledge of our part in this greatest and most wonderful of plays.

I intend to spread the light of my insights to the world, and reform the 20th century's quantum mechanics into a new and all encompassing unified Quantum Shamanics, allowing all people to realise their part in this enormous drama and spreading peace and wisdom throughout the peoples of the world, so that whereas the twentieth century will inevitably be seen by future generations as a time of unimaginable terror and violence, the twenty-first may be seen as the time of the dawning of peace, and a new era in the history of mankind.

I hope that this clarifies your perception of the nature of playing cards and their relation to our existence.

Regards

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