New Foods Breakthrough, Survival Food

Levitation

Clothing Breakthrough, Hat Magic

Trainer Liberator, Pet Innovation

Aircrew Safety Revolution

Meaty Memory Enhancement Breakthrough

Pharmacy Now, Beef, Abilities, grub

Road Rage No More, Dead / Wash Breakthrough, Security Issues Addressed

Pet Revolution, Odours Beaten, Fight Food, Turtles

Clothing Breakthrough!!

I have been considering the problem of eco-friendly transport.

It strikes me that the world around us is too polluted by cars and ting, and so I have applied my evil lab's capabilities to personal travelling solutions.

I have invented the larvae-cardigan!!

The larvae-cardigan is a normal cardigan onto which are glued a myriad of small moth-larvae. These have been genetically engineered to be attracted to parma ham, which they can detect from several miles distance with special receptors on their heads. The user simply dons the larvae-cardigan and a similarly constructed pair of larvae-slacks and lies down, having previously arranged for some parma ham to be left at their destination. The clothes will then wriggle to the end location. This is eco-friendly to the extreme, as the larvae will eventually eat the cardigan and slacks, pupate and fly off leaving no waste. My only current problem is that of obese users crushing their wriggly biological engines.

Possible spin-offs: Using an inedible form of cardigan I will soon have perfected the "flying moth-suit" which will enable users to fly once their larvae have matured. Currently, though, test-pilots have tended to fly in circles around torches and street lights.

For the more fashion conscious, younger market, I will eventually develop an iridescent butterfly version. Bravo!

Hat Magic

I have developed a hat with binocular periscopes attached, allowing me to see behind myself.

This means I can finally walk backwards down the street without fear of collision.

Bravo.