New Foods Breakthrough, Survival Food

Levitation

Clothing Breakthrough, Hat Magic

Trainer Liberator, Pet Innovation

Aircrew Safety Revolution

Meaty Memory Enhancement Breakthrough

Pharmacy Now, Beef, Abilities, grub

Road Rage No More, Dead / Wash Breakthrough, Security Issues Addressed

Pet Revolution, Odours Beaten, Fight Food, Turtles

Trainer Liberator:

In today's fashion-conscious society, trainers have become a very important item of clothing, transcending their original purpose and become a status symbol, a badge of cultural group and intrinsic to the self-image of an enormous number of people.

While pondering this situation, it has occurred to me that amputees who have no legs (an unfortunate situation, it cannot be denied) are having their misery and misfortune compounded by exclusion from this aspect of culture, condemning them to a life without fashionable footwear and all the social implications implicit in such a deficit.

With this in mind, I have developed an absolutely gargantuan Nike Air trainer, which will allow access to the social strata of the streetwise which have for so long been terra incognita for those in this way afflicted. It will also have the added bonus of allowing the cripple to bounce along the road with the aid of the air bubble sole of the mammoth shoe, freeing him from his wheelchair.

Brogues and loafers will follow soon.

Sidenote- customers may be interested to note that while trainers have transcended their original purpose, Sandy, the young boy from Flipper (who is now an adult) has transcended his original porpoise

Pet Innovation

In my bid to push forward the bounds of technology, I have succeeded in genetically engineering a breed of brightly coloured gerbils in every primary colour and several pastel hues (metallic shades have, for the moment, evaded me). These make ideal novelty pets for children, being far more interesting than normal taupe gerbils.

The real breakthrough, though, is that I have managed to incorporate the elasticated compounds developed in the interests of aircrew safety into the design of the improved rodent, meaning that by simply inserting a soda-stream canister into the mouth of the beast, it can be converted into a brightly coloured novelty "furry gerbil balloon"

As with most things, helium can be used to provide an even better effect.

These will, of course, be marketed as FURRY GERBILOONS