New Foods Breakthrough, Survival Food

Levitation

Clothing Breakthrough, Hat Magic

Trainer Liberator, Pet Innovation

Aircrew Safety Revolution

Meaty Memory Enhancement Breakthrough

Pharmacy Now, Beef, Abilities, grub

Road Rage No More, Dead / Wash Breakthrough, Security Issues Addressed

Pet Revolution, Odours Beaten, Fight Food, Turtles

Road Rage No More!!

I have noticed that the bain of modern-day society is the prodigious increase in road-rage incidents.

NO MORE!!I have developed a system to ensure that no-one will ever be angry on crashing their car again.

I am replacing the standard air-bag with a novelty beach-ball variant. On crashing the car this will inflate as with a standard airbag, but will subsequently detach from the structure of the car. The activation of the airbag will trigger a loud stereo to play Surf Safari at high volume on an endless loop. Those unfortunates involved in the crash will, rather than launching atone another in a fit of fury, immediately relax and engage in friendly beach games by the scene of the crash until emergency services arrive. Bravissimo!

Dead / Wash Breakthrough!

I have achieved a breakthrough in car window cleaning / contacting the dead technology.

I have devised a board which will allow users to contact deceased friends and relatives in the afterlife, based on an old Voodoo design. It has an absorbent, spongy rim which can be used to effectively wash windows etc. No more misery buying separate sets of equipment for seances and window washing!

This product will be marketed as the Squeegee Board.

Security Issues Addressed

Recently I have been applying my time to the question of home security.

It strikes me that intruders have an easy time breaking into gardens due to the inadequate lethality of suburban defences (usually some shrubs).With this in mind, I have developed a cybernetic defensive system, with the ability to identify unwanted intruders, track them using their body heat and kill soft targets using miniature harpoons. This defensive droid is disguised to blend seamlessly into the average herbaceous border.

I will market it as the Robodendron.