New Foods Breakthrough, Survival Food

Levitation

Clothing Breakthrough, Hat Magic

Trainer Liberator, Pet Innovation

Aircrew Safety Revolution

Meaty Memory Enhancement Breakthrough

Pharmacy Now, Beef, Abilities, grub

Road Rage No More, Dead / Wash Breakthrough, Security Issues Addressed

Pet Revolution, Odours Beaten, Fight Food, Turtles

Levitation

As you can see, I have conquered gravity with the power of my mind.

After many years of research and mental training I have finally discovered the secret of levitation. My method involves lying on my front, and through mental chanelling, and chanting of my secret mantra (combined with a special flailing of the arms) I rise slowly into the air. This picture is proof. The camera never lies. At the time this photograph was taken, I had been levitating over the open ocean for three days.

I will soon commence work on travelling forward as well, and expect to achieve speeds of 600mph or more before the end of next year.